Category Archives: Pyratical Silliness

Always Look On The Briiiight Side Of Life

November 8, 2006 – 8:06 pm

The federal government will not be able to do much yo f*ck up our lives over the next two years :)

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Kerry’s For The GOP: Aren’t You?

November 4, 2006 – 7:19 pm

Thank you for that nuanced position, Senator.

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Pelosi: Missing And Presumed Loony Tunes

November 2, 2006 – 9:02 pm

Jim over at bRight & Early is concerned with where Nancy Pelosi is, since we haven't seen her in these last days before the midterm election. I think I saw her earlier, though Video: Pelosi Loony Tunes

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Must Have Halloween Costumes

October 19, 2006 – 7:24 pm

Take note, you bastiches!!!!!!! :p A single word comes to mind regarding what’s hot in Halloween costumes this year: arrr! While that might not pass for a word, the store managers, costume buyers and owners of famous costume shops we spoke with did utter a single word to describe this year’s hottest costume. “Pirates,” says […]

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I Feel Good

October 15, 2006 – 3:13 pm

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Talk Like A Pirate Day

September 19, 2006 – 2:49 pm

I cannot believe I forgot that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Well, aaaaaarrrrr, matey, it is.. Unfortunately, I be posting with one of them thar crackberrys, so no graphics nor links. I promiseth thou hot pirate thong ( did they have thongs backeth then?) a wee bit later(eth.) Update: 5 minutes access […]

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Borgacratic National Party

September 16, 2006 – 10:42 am

  Yeah, yeah, just an exuse to do one of those evil photoshops of Nancy of Borg.

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Jihad Jeopardy

September 13, 2006 – 3:03 pm

I reckon y'all really need to head on over to that thar bRight (I get it!) & Early place, and check out Jihad Jeopardy. Some answers from Pirate's Cove: *Know Your Curvy Swords: what would be a scimitar (or cutlass) *The Dixie Chicks And Other Women Who, Although They Won't Cover Themselves, Are Cool With Us: […]

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The Pope, The Grizzly, The Loggers And The Democrat

August 28, 2006 – 3:29 pm

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for  some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile  when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A  helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and  a "To Hell […]

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Nance Stopped By Again

August 26, 2006 – 5:51 pm

I do so enjoy when Nance (she said I could call her that) Pelosi stops be. We chat about things, drink a few, but it is best when it is warm, cause then I get to see what a hottie she is!

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