January 1, 2005 – 6:47 pm
Everyone else out there is making their predictions for 2005, I figured that it is time to make some myself. George Bush will be inaugurated. (happened) The big weenie, John Kerry (he is a US Senator, you know) will not break 40% attendance for votes. Teresa Heinz Kerry will say something incredibly insensitive in public. […]
December 9, 2004 – 4:12 pm
One of the things I love about working in the mall now is that I get to see all the great stuff. Like all those girlie man adds for clothes and perfume cologne. You know what? ‘Taint going to get me to buy that stuff. You want me to buy some of those clothes or […]
December 4, 2004 – 9:13 am
I would like to thank all the wonderful people I have seen in person the past few days, at least one of whom is attempting to give me their cold. I know it isn’t the flu, as I am not coughing my brains out, like usually happens, nor is the world coming to me through […]
November 16, 2004 – 7:01 pm
I must say that Condi Rice is a fantastic choice for Secretary of State. She is tough, unflappable, defiantly misunderestimated (see the 9/11 Commission hearings, and what she did to Bob Kerrey), and will put her stamp on the State Dept., a fed gov’t institution that has always been rather namby pamby (did I just […]
November 14, 2004 – 9:00 am
I am sure that most of y’all know that the Federal Communications Commission only gets involved after a broadcast, if there are complaints. I wonder what would happen if alot of right thinking folks sent in complaints regarding the broadcast of the last Bin Laden terror tape? It did use bad language and make threats […]
November 10, 2004 – 7:32 am
Ok, this is a bit of a pipe dream, but bear with me here. Using the Moonbats own argument, that W did not win the 2000 Election but was appointed, if that is the case, then the 22nd Amendment comes into play: Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President […]
November 2, 2004 – 9:17 pm
I believe if I hear the phrase “in play” many more times, the Cap’n might go moonbat!
October 30, 2004 – 8:59 am
Is it just me, or am I just being a prude? Seems as if dressing like Paris Hilton (sorry to any who got here through a search engine, no pictures or rumors) is all the rage. Many tv personalities have dressed up as Paris, including Kelly Ripa. Hmmm, let’s see. The woman (Paris, not Kelly), […]
October 29, 2004 – 9:52 am
Random thought before heading to work. Let’s suppose Kerry wins. His constant bloviation about everything being the direct responsibility of the POTUS really sets the bar high. What will Kerry do? Will he fly to Iraq to direct military actions, subplanting the field commanders? Will he personally hire people? Will he set the interest rate? […]
October 23, 2004 – 4:48 pm
Many will, and have certainly, given much better discources on why they are voting for W. My take is actually very simple. I am an independent. I voted for Clinton’s 2nd, as I thought he was a better candidate for that time then Dole. I voted for Al “taking the short route to Insanity Rd” […]
