Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Song From The Ship

July 30, 2006 – 9:40 pm

To sea, to sea! The calm is o'er; The wanton water leaps in sport, And rattles down the pebbly shore; The dolphin wheels, the sea-cows snort, And unseen Mermaids' pearly song Comes bubbling up, the weeds among. Fling broad the sail, dip deep the oar: To sea, to sea! the calm is o'er. To sea, […]

By William Teach 1 Comment

Aye, Tortuga

July 15, 2006 – 8:12 am

Yes, the fabulous island of Tortuga, a pirate's paradise. A place of bonnie lass', gold, and drinking. And one lucky lad and his soon to be lass have won a dream vacation to that place. Or close, anyhow John Reed was fishing on a beach at Aransas (uh-RAN'-sas) Pass in 2003 when he found an […]

By William Teach 2 Comments

French Boring And Rude: We Needed A Poll?

May 21, 2006 – 9:03 am

From the AFP (which is a French company) The French have been voted the world’s most unfriendly nation by a landslide in a new British poll published. They were also voted the most boring and most ungenerous. A decisive 46 percent of the 6,000 people surveyed by travellers’ website Where Are You Now (WAYN) said […]

By William Teach 2 Comments

Introducing The Beer Belly!

April 30, 2006 – 9:34 pm

Best invention ever. Check it out here.   A video is available over here. Did I mention that both my birthday and my blogoversery are coming up in July? Hint hint ;)

By William Teach 3 Comments

This Is Strange

April 22, 2006 – 6:14 pm

At the Washington Liberal Post. Seems as if W is giving up the First Daughters. (h/t Macstansbury.org.)

By William Teach Comments Off on This Is Strange

Mission Impossible III

April 18, 2006 – 4:28 pm

I’m sure Ogre will love this :) TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby. The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too. “I thought that would be good. […]

By William Teach 2 Comments

Happy Birthday, Bikini! And Tuesday Linkfest

April 18, 2006 – 8:43 am

Looking pretty good for the big Six Oh. And without plastic surgery, like Jane Fonda! The must-have of every woman’s summer wardrobe has just turned 60 — and it has never looked so young and hip, or been as popular.It was not always so. Invented by French automotive engineer Louis Reard, the swimsuit that took […]

By William Teach Also posted in Linkfest 2 Comments

Muslim Playboy!!

April 9, 2006 – 10:30 am

So far no riots, but a big sale on han…….never mind. Great articles: An Indonesian version of Playboy has gone on sale in the world’s most populous Muslim nation. A spokesman for the magazine, which has promised to tone down its erotic photographs, said copies would be available in major cities on Friday. Lots of […]

By William Teach 5 Comments

Bow Before Me, Peasants!

April 7, 2006 – 5:17 pm

Which Historical Lunatic Are You? From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey. Found via Julie With A B.

By William Teach 1 Comment

WTW: Alba-Playboy Spat Over. Whew!

April 5, 2006 – 2:00 pm

I was really starting to get worried about this: Film star Jessica Alba forgave Playboy magazine on Tuesday for making her an unwitting cover girl after founder Hugh Hefner sent the actress a personal apology and pledged to donate money to her favorite charities. Alba had threatened to sue Playboy after the men’s magazine printed […]

By Jebediah Murphy Also posted in White Trash Wednesday 2 Comments
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