Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Miller Genuine Draft Is Actually Beer

Amazing, simply amazing: A judge who dismissed charges against a man accused of buying a case of beer for a 17-year-old, saying prosecutors failed to prove Miller Genuine Draft was an alcoholic beverage, was mistaken, state Superior Court ruled. "This finding was incorrect,'' said the Superior Court ruling in the case against Gregg R. Hartman, […]

Gratuitous Muslim Hottie!

Just to piss the Indian censors off, along with some Muslim f*ckwas. And, well, she's hot!   Oh, did I mention that some f*ckwas issued a fatwa against her in 2005? India's leading female tennis player has been subjected to a fatwa by a Muslim cleric for wearing short skirts and revealing tops on the […]

Song From The Ship

To sea, to sea! The calm is o'er; The wanton water leaps in sport, And rattles down the pebbly shore; The dolphin wheels, the sea-cows snort, And unseen Mermaids' pearly song Comes bubbling up, the weeds among. Fling broad the sail, dip deep the oar: To sea, to sea! the calm is o'er. To sea, […]

Aye, Tortuga

Yes, the fabulous island of Tortuga, a pirate's paradise. A place of bonnie lass', gold, and drinking. And one lucky lad and his soon to be lass have won a dream vacation to that place. Or close, anyhow John Reed was fishing on a beach at Aransas (uh-RAN'-sas) Pass in 2003 when he found an […]

French Boring And Rude: We Needed A Poll?

From the AFP (which is a French company) The French have been voted the world’s most unfriendly nation by a landslide in a new British poll published. They were also voted the most boring and most ungenerous. A decisive 46 percent of the 6,000 people surveyed by travellers’ website Where Are You Now (WAYN) said […]

Introducing The Beer Belly!

Best invention ever. Check it out here.   A video is available over here. Did I mention that both my birthday and my blogoversery are coming up in July? Hint hint ;)

This Is Strange

At the Washington Liberal Post. Seems as if W is giving up the First Daughters. (h/t Macstansbury.org.)

Mission Impossible III

I’m sure Ogre will love this :) TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby. The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too. “I thought that would be good. […]

Happy Birthday, Bikini! And Tuesday Linkfest

Looking pretty good for the big Six Oh. And without plastic surgery, like Jane Fonda! The must-have of every woman’s summer wardrobe has just turned 60 — and it has never looked so young and hip, or been as popular.It was not always so. Invented by French automotive engineer Louis Reard, the swimsuit that took […]

Muslim Playboy!!

So far no riots, but a big sale on han…….never mind. Great articles: An Indonesian version of Playboy has gone on sale in the world’s most populous Muslim nation. A spokesman for the magazine, which has promised to tone down its erotic photographs, said copies would be available in major cities on Friday. Lots of […]

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