Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Bad News: Binge Watching Is Causing The Earth To Burn

Do you binge watch? I do. Lately, what with the weather closing and such, I’ve been binge watching the heck out of a bunch of shows. Masterchef Canada, Hell’s Kitchen season 11 and 12. As such, I’m Evil for carbon pollution (Huffington Post)  Our video streaming addiction might be affecting the world outside our living […]

The Great Barrier Reef Almost Drowned Or Something

Can you pick out what’s wrong with this? The Great Barrier Reef located off the coast of Queensland in northeastern Australia, is the largest living structure in the world.  It is home to a wide range of life, including fish, sea turtles, giant clam, seahorse, sea snakes, nudibranch, sea turtles, stingray, sharks and many more.  […]

Because You Drove A Fossil Fueled Vehicle The Next Ice Age Is Coming

I mentioned the return of the “the oceans ate my warming which will soon stop the ocean circulation” meme the other day, now we get Not by fire but by ice? The frigid scenario where global warming triggers an ice age gets a second look The conventional understanding of global warming is that the planet […]

Washington Post Pimping Doom By Ocean Circulation Meme Again

The Cult of Climastrology has previously attempted to push the “we’re all doomed because the Atlantic circulation might possibly maybe we think shut down” meme before, and, like any good Warmist meme, no matter how silly or false, they won’t give up, and will trot it out every once in a while Scientists say the […]

Good News: UK To “Likely” Experience Hotcoldwetdry Flooding Every Year

Weasel words and cop outs and more prognostications from the Cult of Climastrology. Which “likely” means a prolonged drought for the U.K. Major flooding in UK now likely every year, warns lead climate adviser Major flooding in the UK is now likely to happen every year but ministers still have no coherent long-term plan to […]

‘Climate Change’ Will Ruin White Christmas’ In The Future Or Something

Everything is proceeding as normal, but, doom will soon arrive! (Seeker) As the calendar works toward Christmas Day, an annual question returns: “Will there be a White Christmas?” In some parts of the U.S., a white Christmas is expected, while in others, it is unheard of. The white areas on the map below indicate the […]

Everybody Panic: ‘Climate Change’ Is Going To Destroy Your Christmas Favorites

This is all your fault, for refusing to give up your fossil fueled travel and big carbon footprint….no, no, it doesn’t matter than all those pushing this issue haven’t walked the talk, because they are doing something more important, spreading awareness…, causing your own Christmas doom Climate change is coming for your Christmas favorites A […]

Uh Oh, Santa Is Doomed, As His Reindeer Shrink

Yes, it’s that time of the year where members of the Cult of Climastrology use Christmas to push their insane mental meanderings. Even though they tend to be the same types of political people who lose their minds over Nativity scenes in public. They are the people who call it a holiday tree, not a […]

Good News: There Might Possibly Maybe Could Be Only Two Years Left For The North Pole

It really is that time of year to have a month long freakout of linking ‘climate change’ to Christmas There could be just two years left before the North Pole disappears MY SIX-YEAR-OLD asked me about Santa the other day. Luckily, it wasn’t the moment where his innocence is shattered forever. Instead, he was wondering […]

New Climaprognostication: Smaller But More Powerful Storms

For the most part, the Cult of Climastrology has failed in their doomsaying when it comes to storms. Their constantly changing duckspeak on hurricanes, for example. On tornadoes. On the end of snow. And so much other weather. So, now we get Climate change will drive stronger, smaller storms in US The effects of climate […]

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