Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Good News: Every Single Day Of Weather Since 2012 Is Your Fault

Remember that cheeseburger you at in 2011? And that fossil fueled trip you took for Thanksgiving? Where you ate too much? And all those presents you ordered that were delivered by fossil fueled vehicles? And how you bought a refrigerator with an ice maker? And refused to hand wash your clothes? Well, every single bit […]

Hotcoldwetdry Could Maybe Possibly “We’re Just Spitballin’ Here” Lead To More Injuries And Deaths

This is plainly your fault for driving to work in a fossil fueled vehicle with your coffee from far away, and you must atone by paying a tax and purchasing carbon offsets from Al Gore Climate change could lead to more injuries and deaths Drownings, car accidents, and violence that spike during unusual weather could […]

CNN Decides To Mainstream Notion That Puerto Rico Earthquakes Are Linked To ‘Climate Change’

Puerto Rico has been experiencing lots and lots and lots of earthquakes over the last week. They had a big 5.9 Saturday. Here’s just one view of what is going on In Puerto Rico, earthquakes are more active than normal. These earthquakes, also called aftershocks, are occurring near the mainshock and are part of what […]

Australia Is Committing Hotcoldwetdry Suicide Or Something

It can’t be a day ending in a “y” without some sort of unhinged level 10 screed from the Cult of Climastrology, eh? Here’s Australian Richard Flanagan in the NY Times, who is not a climate scientists, and I thought we were only supposed to listen to climate scientists Australia Is Committing Climate Suicide Australia […]

We Only Have 10 Years Left To Save The Planet Or Something

And Warmists have ideas! 10 years to save planet Earth: Here are 6 imaginative climate change solutions A giant parasol that hovers high in orbit to block the sun. Refreezing the melting poles by making submarine-sized ice cubes. Pumping extra carbon dioxide deep underground for indefinite storage. Spraying sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere to form […]

White Christmas’ Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past In Canada Or Something

This is all your fault. All your use of fossil fuels, ordering presents online to have them delivered, not growing your own food, eating some sort of meat on Christmas day, having lights up, using wrapping paper. Bad you! No white Christmas? Environment Canada predicts ‘green’ holiday Though it’s still too early to say with […]

Say, What Does America Look Like After Hotcoldwetdry?

It’s total doom, you guys America After Climate Change, Mapped In 100 years, what will a United States transformed by climate change look like? At this point, you don’t have to use much imagination to predict what’s coming: Temperatures will continue to climb; sea levels will continue to rise. And, by the 2060s, the U.S. […]

Obligatory St. Greta Given Time Magazine Person Of The Year Award

Other than blowing off school and preaching at people, what has she done? (Time) Greta Thunberg sits in silence in the cabin of the boat that will take her across the Atlantic Ocean. Inside, there’s a cow skull hanging on the wall, a faded globe, a child’s yellow raincoat. Outside, it’s a tempest: rain pelts the boat, […]

Surprise: ‘Climate Change’ Group Finds That Oceans Are Losing Oxygen

The International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has a big new blockbuster we’re totally doomed “study” out just in time for the latest UN IPCC working vacation in Madrid, and, of course, the compliant media is running the stories without question Climate change: Oceans running out of oxygen as temperatures rise Climate change and […]

HotCold Take: Elephants Killing People Because You Ate A Burger

Yup, your fault Climate change: Elephants killing and injuring people due to drought Elephants in Zambia are being collared to try to combat the rising conflict between wildlife and humans in the country as both struggle to survive a particularly devasting drought. The lack of rain has led to animals encroaching on to human territory […]

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