Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Oceans Being Fundamentally Changing The Structures Of Ocean Or Something

All because you decided to take a fossil fueled flight on vacation and have an evil burger Global warming is ‘fundamentally’ changing the structure of oceans, study says Scientists are sounding the alarm over the impact climate change is having on the world’s oceans. Sounds more like they are activists than scientists In a new […]

The Climate (scam) Crisis Has Become A Mental Health Crisis (part lots)

Now that it’s starting to get warm again, the stories about the climate scam messing with people’s mental health start to become more prevalent. Is it real? In a way. The grand high poobahs of the Cult of Climastrology constantly trot out prognostications of utter doom. They teach the Coming Doom in schools. Warmists read […]

Your Fault: Climate Crisis (scam) Could Lengthen Hottest Temps By 6 Months

We could have endless summer (which also causes massive cold spells and Bad Weather snow), all because you like your burgers Endless Summer? Climate Crisis Could Lengthen Hottest Temperatures by Six Months Six months of summer may sound like a school child’s fantasy, but it could be a very real, and very serious, impact of […]

Climahysteria Has Now Spread To TikTok Or Something

TikTok used to be a place where idiots could go to be obsessed, outrage, freaking out, etc (I’m not going to search for examples, which I usually find on the front page of Yahoo, because then I’ll be here all day linking Crazy), along with posting their narcissism and dumb stuff. Apparently to amuse people […]

NY Times Blames Heat And Humidity On You And Your Burger Fixation

See, before fossil fueled vehicles there was no such thing as heat and humidity at the same time. Surely, there was no issue with this during the Global Climate Optimum, the Roman Warm Period, etc, right? Global Warming’s Deadly Combination: Heat and Humidity Here’s one more reason the world should aim to limit warming to […]

Climate Cult Won’t Give Up On Blaming Texas Winter Storm On You Eating A Burger

Once the Cult of Climastrology latches on to a good talking point they’ll turn it into dogma and never let go ‘When Texas freezes over’: Arctic conditions across the southern U.S. show climate change is here Sometimes, it seems like certain politicians won’t support climate action until hell — or Texas — freezes over. Well, […]

Surprise: Michael “Robust Debate” Mann Claims Hurricane Activity Is Your Fault

His big tree ring study leading to the “hockey stick” was a bunch of mule fritters, so, sure, let’s listen to him again as he fear mongers Humans, not nature, are the cause of changes in Atlantic hurricane cycles, new study finds It’s well known in science that for more than a century hurricane activity in the […]

Your Fault: Climate Apocalypse Is Killing Butterflies

All because you refuse to ride a bicycle and give up your delicious burger fixation Climate Change Is Killing Butterflies in the American West Butterflies play essential role in pollinating wild plants and crops. Which makes a new study published in Science on Thursday such bad news. It shows the climate crisis is posing an existential threat to their […]

Your Fault: Atlantic Circulation Weakest In 1,600 Years

They have actual measurements of the circulation 1,600 years ago, right? Not models? BTW, if we’re talking 1,600 years ago, that was heading from the Roman Warm Period (caused by fossil fueled chariots and too much electricity at the Coliseum) into the Dark Ages. But, you know, the Cult of Climastrology is nothing without Scary […]

Hotcold Take: All The Winter Storm Power Outages Are Linked To ‘Climate Change’

See, the power outages don’t really have anything to do with the wind turbines freezing and solar panels covered with snow and ice (and, let’s be honest, that’s only a portion), nope, it’s your fault for that big dinner you had for Valentine’s Day with evil meat A Glimpse of America’s Future: Climate Change Means […]

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