Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

What We Need Are More Studies On Human Extinction From ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Do you know what the point of more studies is? It allows the Cult of Climastrology to provide even more fear mongering articles of doom on a constant basis, along with politicians thundering on about doom…right before they take a long fossil fueled trip Climate change: More studies needed on possibility of human extinction Catastrophic […]

Total Climate Breakdown Is Inevitable Or Something

We can solve this with a tax. Or a bill named about solving inflation Climate scientist says total climate breakdown is now inevitable: ‘It is already a different world out there, soon it will be unrecognizable to every one of us’ Record-breaking heatwaves, lethal flooding, and extreme weather events are just the beginning of the climate crisis, according […]

Your Fault: Midwest Could See More Sharks

If only you would give up you modern lifestyle, agree to higher taxes and fees, and give your liberty, freedom, and life choices up to government Could shark sightings in the Midwest become more common? Sharks are, for the most part, ocean animals. Tens of millions of people living in the landlocked Midwest may have […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Causing Sharks To Come Closer To Shore

You had to know this was coming, right? Scientists have an explanation why there is an increase of shark attacks off East Coast Underwater creatures that have been dominating the oceans since before the dinosaurs roamed the earth have been causing quite a stir this summer with what seems like an increase in interactions with beachgoers. […]

Your Fault: Hotcoldwet Dry And Land Use Could Make Flooding Worse

In other words, most land use, but, the climate cult will never not blame anthropogenic climate change Climate change and land-use changes increase likelihood of flood events The German government estimates the total losses resulting from the disastrous floods in July 2021 at 32 billion euros. In two studies, one of which is currently available […]

Climate Cultist Attributes Big Waves In Hawaii To Hotcoldwetdry

I saying, it’s a cult that attributes everything to their cult beliefs The average per century is 6-8 inches per century. Hawaii is at around 6 inches. A Holocene warm period should be over 12 per century. Data is more important than fearmongering https://t.co/rOMm2R7hlL — William Teach2 ??????? #refuseresist (@WTeach2) July 19, 2022 Pretty wild […]

Your Fault: Climate Doom Is An Existential Threat To Surfing

Surfing is something I did a lot growing up, but, now, rarely, since I live so far from the beach. This would almost be enough to turn me into a climate cultist, except it’s still a bunch of mule fritters scaremongering CLIMATE CHANGE IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO SURFING From sea-level rise to extreme weather […]

Bummer: Climate Crisis (scam) Is Seen In Your Menu

These hysterical, deranged, phrenetic climate cultists really are almost flat earthers, thinking that things on Earth should never ever change. And the crap they come up with to write about is very, very silly You Can Spot Climate Change in Old Restaurant Menus Vancouver, British Columbia, is nothing short of a seafood paradise. Situated at […]

Your Fault: Every Heat Wave Is Now Worse

I’d ask if they were comparing the heat waves during this warm period with previous Holocene warm periods, but, first, that is almost impossible, and second, the climate cultists wouldn’t care, yammering on about this time being different because you won’t give up your fossil fueled vehicle, money, and freedom (it’s behind the paywall, but, […]

It’s Show Your Stripes Of Climate Doom Day Or Something

It’s another day for climate cultists to climavirtue signal while making almost no changes in their own lives #ShowYourStripes Day seeks to spread climate change awareness The recent temperatures in Minnesota have felt like late August, but Tuesday marks the official start to summer. It’s the summer solstice, so you’ll see plenty of sun as […]

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