Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Un-Funny Jimmy Kimmel Denigrates Blue Collar Workers With Shot At Markwayne Mullin

March 26, 2026 – 10:30 am

It’s no wonder his ratings stink, even most Democrats do not want to watch this trash light night. They do not even want it on while settling down to fall asleep Jimmy Kimmel’s dig at ‘plumber’ DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin ripped as ‘elite’ by online critics ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel was called out for […]

By William Teach 12 Comments

TDS: Washington Post Very Concerned Over Trump’s Threat To Washington

March 23, 2026 – 10:30 am

It’s what type of threat that’s the funny part Trump is the biggest threat to D.C.’s architectural splendor since War of 1812 A loosely circular driveway sweeps through the White House grounds, just below the beloved South Portico of the mansion. Its shape echoes a larger park, known as the Ellipse, which connects the president’s […]

By William Teach Also posted in Donald Trump, Wonky Media 4 Comments

Sigh: Illegal Immigration Supporters Trying To Hijack St. Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2026 – 7:00 am

Are you surprised by this? I’m not. The wackos on the left have to involve hardcore politics in everything. And wait till you see who’s pushing this St. Patrick’s Day and the call to stand with today’s immigrants Each year around St. Patrick’s Day, parishes across the United States fill with green vestments and prayers […]

By William Teach Also posted in Illegal Immigration 4 Comments

St. Greta Is Upset Over Lack Of Oil In Cuba

March 13, 2026 – 3:17 pm

Seriously, how did so many yutes get so broken? St. Greta went from a full blown Grand Poobah in the Cult of Climastrology to hating on Israel and Jews while supporting Islamic extremists and terrorists who would gladly slit her throat to no simping for Cuba Wait, now hydrocarbon-fighter Greta is complaining about "no oil" […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming 9 Comments

Hakeem Jeffries Really Wants US To Lose In Iran

March 3, 2026 – 7:00 am

Fox News is being nice about it Hakeem Jeffries predicts failure for US following strikes against Iran House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries predicted failure for the U.S. in an interview on Monday after the U.S. and Israel carried out strikes against Iran over the weekend. “The American people want us to focus on making their […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 31 Comments

Mostly Democrat Congress Critters Want To Restrict Trump From Attacking Iran

March 2, 2026 – 6:45 am

This is purely the result of Trump Derangement Syndrome. If there ever were an issue Democrats could rally around, this is it. It’s foreign policy, it’s attacking a nation that has chanted death to America for decades, been involved in killing Americans, and so much more. But, no, they are unhinged. Anything regarding Trump they […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Iran 15 Comments

Kansas Tells The Gender Confused Their DLs Must Match Their Biological Se

February 27, 2026 – 10:30 am

Obviously, Democrats are incensed and raging Revoking the driver’s licenses of thousands of Kansans is blatant discrimination and puts them in immediate danger. Trans rights are human rights. https://t.co/VrnQiqOnw7 — Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (@RepRashida) February 26, 2026 I’m pretty sure transgenders are not allowed in Islam, and would be stoned or hung. Here’s the link […]

By William Teach 10 Comments

Mamdani Is Going After NYC Cops

February 18, 2026 – 4:44 pm

When I wrote this in the morning I was joking: “Hey, maybe the city could simply defund all the cops, fire departments, and sanitation”. But, really, you just had to know that Mamdani would want to get rid of cops BUDGET CUTS: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani aims to cancel 5,000 NYPD officer hires and proposes […]

By William Teach 5 Comments

TDS: Orange Man Bad Taking Junk Food Away From Snap Recipients

February 18, 2026 – 3:00 pm

Seriously, this could just be titled “Democrats Are Against Everything Trump Is For” Commentary: SNAP junk food bans punish poor families https://t.co/0O1AUFUyj9 — The News & Observer (@newsobserver) February 18, 2026 From the link, which was originally in the People’s Republik Of Chicago Tribune Major changes to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, courtesy of President […]

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Fish Wrap: Neighbors Running Illegal Auto Shop, Worried About Turning Them In

February 6, 2026 – 10:30 am

Why wouldn’t they turn them in? This is a letter to the Ethicist, a part of the NY Times I had no idea existed, and something no Fish Wrap writer should be allowed to be involved in My Neighbors Are Running an Auto Shop in Their Driveway. What Should I Do? About a year ago, […]

By William Teach 4 Comments
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