Real, or, are they just glomming on to the trend?
Cryptocurrency group takes responsibility for green sex toys thrown at WNBA games
After more than a week of WNBA games being interrupted by neon green sex toys, a cryptocurrency group has claimed responsibility.
A spokesperson for the group behind a meme coin called Green Dildo Coin spoke to USA Today in an interview published Thursday, taking credit for what the group called “pranks” at six different WNBA games since July 29. The spokesperson remained anonymous for the interview, with USA Today citing “the sensitive nature of the issue.”
The latest incident arrived later in the day, with a pair of sex toys thrown at a game between the Chicago Sky and Atlanta Dream. One made it to the court.
Per USA Today, the supposedly “lighthearted” meme coin was launched on July 28 as a counter to what the group considers a “toxic environment” in the crypto world. The group coordinated plans to enter WNBA arenas with green sex toys to promote the launch, according to text messages obtained by USA Today. The first sex toy incident took place on July 29, the day after the launch.
Of course, regarding the two who were arrested for disorderly conduct and other charges, the company says “they weren’t ours!” Weasels.
And, really, “toxic environment” in the crypto world? WTF? That’s very silly. Throwing dildos at women, no matter what your opinion of the WNBA, is rude and obnoxious, something drunk college kids might do. But, their less drunk friends would probably stop them.
The spokesman said
“We didn’t do this because like we dislike women’s sports or, like, some of the narratives that are trending right now are ridiculous,” he said. “Creating disruption at games is like, it happens in every single sport, right? We’ve seen it in the NFL, we’ve seen it in hockey, you know, . . . fans doing random things to more or less create attention.
“We knew that in order to get a voice in the space … we had to go out and do some viral stunts to save us from having to pay that influencer cabal, sacrifice our souls and the fate of the project, more or less.”
It’s just crypto coins, bruh. Something most people do not understand.
“It’s super disrespectful,” Chicago Sky center Elizabeth Williams said after a sex toy was thrown at a home game on Friday.”It’s really immature. Whoever is doing it needs to grow up.”
“It’s ridiculous. It’s dumb. It’s stupid,” Los Angeles Sparks coach Lynne Roberts said on Tuesday after the object was thrown at a Sparks game.”It’s also dangerous, and you know, player safety is No. 1, respecting the game, all those things. I think it’s really stupid.”
I have to agree. It also means others will try their own hand at it.
I laughed out loud after watching South Park
Kristi Noem is claiming victimhood. She thinks that “libs” are targeting her
Snowflake !!
Duh WNBA
Ouch!
Green dildos and stuff.
What’s really funny is that so many WNBA players are lesbians or trans, that you’d think the correct thing to throw would be fleshlights and not some artificial organ of a sex they aren’t attracted to. “Scissor this, sister!”
It’s a shame the crypto company couldn’t have found a venue where their prank would have been seen.
WNBA attendance is averaging about 11,000 per game.
And apparently one or two flying dildos per.
Kinda like here at the Cove.
More like 9,800. And still the butt of jokes.
Still more than at a Hebephile-in-Chief speech.
Anyway, here are the stats. Very close to 11,000.
The butt of jokes from “males” like you? LOL.
https://www.acrossthetimeline.com/wnba/attendance.html
Here’s my fav player. 6’1″ G-F for Indiana. Sophie is a Missouri girl!! She was the place kicker on her HS football team!
2025 ain’t over yet. The last full season with stats is 2024, and the average attendance was 9,800 for that year. Wikipedia sez so, so it must be true.
So you, along with Shelby Swanson, admit the WNBA, which couldn’t exist without the generous financial “assists” it gets from the men’s league, is the butt of jokes — something everyone knew since 1996. What’s the matter, kiddo, are the flying dildos a little too on the nose for you and a league notorious for its abnormal sexuality? LOLOL.
Once the left succeeds in killing the one good thing that happened to the WNBA — that would be Caitlyn Clark — and the dildos stop flying, the WNBA’s average attendance will continue to trend downward like it’s been doing since 1997 — maybe even down to zero if the WNBA takes a cotton to the idea of not allowing fans into games to prevent the not-unexpected dildo throwing.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
You can’t make this stuff up!
Don Trump jr has posted a photoshopped pic of daddy throwing a gree dildo off the roof of the White House!
Bro is such a tool ! Do t you live his antics? 47 yo and still acting out like a frat boy! Gotta love that
As my E9 uncle used to say
” The shit doesn’t fall far from the asshole”
Shall we have a poll?
Donald Trump jr weasel ?
Yes?
No ?
I vote … Yes
Yes. Jr is a weasel.
He’s done absolutely nothing other than suck the teat of tRump Inc. If his daddy wasn’t a swindler, Jr would have to get a job.
“WNBA warns if you throw anything on the court, you will be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games…”
BB
Stupid is as stupid does.
Oner guy does a stupid prank, so copycats think that they have to do it as well. But this means that they had to pay to get into the game in the first place!
This will wind up a misdemeanor, and someone who gets caught doing this might have to spend a couple of weekends in jail. But if a thrown object actually hits a player, it becomes assault, and that can be a felony.
It’s a wnba game. It would be a reasonable defense that the object thrown was not expected to hit anyone.
Regardless of the game, NBA or WNBA or NCAA or Olympics, there are 10 players and 2 to 3 officials on the floor.
Conservative boyz hate or fear women, especially successful ones.
A successful one.
Guess what?
Another one… actually there’s two.
Abnormal sexuality? Like the White House today? Sexual abuse, assault, rape and pedophilia – which are all illegal. Lesbians are legal – for now.
So you admit that this year the attendance is 11,000 average. Good surrender, kiddo.
You’re dismissed.