Well, hey, maybe they could hold a few more conferences where 50K+ attendees take long, fossil fueled trips
Global heating will hit at least 1.8C, UN warns, and there are ‘no good outcomes’
Wait, I don’t have global heating on here?
Global heating will reach at least 1.8C under even the most optimistic future, well beyond the Paris agreement goal of 1.5C, according to a UN report that warns every fraction of temperature rise intensifies destructive extreme weather, glacier melt, ecosystem loss, and island and coastal city submersion.
The report by the Nairobi-based UN Environment Programme confirmed overshooting the 1.5C goal inscribed in the landmark Paris agreement of 2015 was now “unavoidable” and, despite some progress in addressing the human-caused climate crisis driven by burning fossil fuels, likely in the next few years.
It said: “There are no good outcomes above 1.5C”.
Heating of up to 3C above preindustrial levels could lead to glaciers losing more than a quarter of their mass by 2100, raising sea levels by up to 13cm. Global food production could decline by up to 14% by 2050 if there are not effective strategies to adapt.
Human health, water supplies, nature, cities, infrastructure and economies could all be severely damaged. Some losses would be irreversible. Many communities may have to relocate or change their livelihoods.
Doom! Love the use of “global heating”. So culty.



Relax. Professor Teach knows global warming is a scam/hoax/cult. 2.7 F vs 3.3 F, big deal.
We’ll all be dead by 2100, and it will be someone else’s problemo!! Who cares if they blame us? We’ll be long gone!! Plus, eventually they’ll run out of oil, gas and coal and the “problem” will solve itself in another century or so!
101 F, here today. But it’s a dry heat!!
Having some hot weather are we?
Are you blaming Trump and his supporters for it?
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MAGA47 Motherfucker!
There is no stopping this guy.
MAGA47 Motherfuckers!
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Since it’s a corrupt random/cult/hoax/scam/scheme being perpetrated by the United Nations, clever lads like Teach et al should be able to make millions on the prediction markets!!!
Pretty soon, the whole scam will come crashing down as the Earth returns to a cooling phase any time now.
$10,000 on cooler in 2028, Alex!!
Rimjob is morphing into johnnie boy with his “predictions”.
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MAGA47 Motherfucker!
WTI hit a 30 day high of $92 per barrel
Avg USA gas hit a 30 day high of $4.14
Diesel hit an all time record high today of $5.82
Who thinks that Trump told the truth about the Strait being open ???
And right on cue johnnie boy being johnnie boy.
So predictable he is.
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MAGA47 Motherfucker!
If we’ve alrady blown past the goal to save Mother Gaia, can we just forget all of the programs to waste money doing what couldn’t be done.
If I could post videos in the comments, I’d post the one of Crazy Ralph in Friday the 13th, Part 2 saying, You’re doomed, you’re all doomed!”
So we should instead waste money on Wars, crypto, the Golden Dome, gold leaf, statues, ball rooms, arches…
Some day, Mr Dana’s grandchild may ask, “Why didn’t you help us?”
Nah, we should continue to waste money on Medicare/Medicaid fraud or any other type of unchecked government fraud…
“Heating of up to 3C above preindustrial levels could lead to glaciers losing more than a quarter of their mass by 2100, raising sea levels by up to 13cm.”
“No, 13 cm is equal to approximately 5.12 inches (or about 5 1/8 inches), not exactly 5 inches.”
“Let us not forget, the future belongs to those who will live in it, we are merely caretakers.”
a friend who is a trauma nurse and a poet…