Pirate's Cove

This is new. I also wanted to tone down the headline instead of using words like whores and skanks, even though the first person mention is pretty bad

From the article

Climate change has a PR problem.

For years, environmental messaging has sometimes felt preachy: buy less, fly less, eat less meat, recycle more. Important advice, certainly, but in an age of endless scrolling, even the biggest story on Earth can struggle to hold our attention.

So what if the answer is sex?

That is the thinking behind Headline Newds, a new online climate series featuring OnlyFans creators, using their enormous audiences to talk about everything from Big Oil and microplastics to solar panels and carbon footprints.

Yes, we’re airing all of this X-rated eco content pre-watershed. Don’t worry, it’s more net zero chat than nudes.

Among them is Lily Phillips, an OnlyFans star with more than two million followers and linked to superstar Drake.

What’s the carbon footprint of all that streaming?

As we tuck ourselves in, Phillips says climate change feels different.

“We’re all affected by it,” she tells me. “I’ve never had a summer like this.”

Yes, we all need to take scientific advice from the chick who did 100 men in a day. But, then, her opinion is about as scientific as most of the “climate scientists” and Elites, eh?

And as ever, there is a gendered dimension. Research has found that, on average, men tend to have larger carbon footprints. Men eat more meat and their cars guzzle more petrol, hence whole swathes of the internet dedicated to ‘Petro-Masculity’, when male power and fossil fuel consumption collide (but that’s a whole other Substack).

Yeah, I’m sure the guys paying to see the harlots will totally want to be demonized. Anyhow, 35+ years of spreading awareness and this is what the cult has come to.