UK Guardian Has Plans To Deal With Climate Doom Or Something

It’s always some sort of apocalypse with the climate cult which requires Other People’s money and government control

From grey water to cool spaces: 10 climate crisis policies Britain needs right now

resistanceFrom record-smashing temperatures, wildfires, hosepipe bans and thousands of premature deaths, the climate crisis has left its mark across the summer of 2026.

Tackling the root cause – the burning of fossil fuels – and ending the crisis will take years. So will fixing the UK government’s calamitous failure to protect lives and livelihoods against the long-predicted affects of global heating.

But the climate emergency is right here, right now, and here are 10 policies that Andy Burnham’s government should consider announcing urgently.

1. Reject drilling licences for the Jackdaw and Rosebank oil and gasfields

Funny how the same people who always recommend this kind of stuff are not giving up their own use of petroleum, be it fuels or eye glasses or jackets

2. Increase windfall tax on fossil fuel giants to pay for adaptation measures

Someone Else’s money. Why won’t the Warmists pay for this stuff themselves?

4. Bring the water industry under national control
The privatised water system has overseen record sewage pollution levels in rivers and seas and presided over a system which critics argue prioritises shareholder dividends, big salaries and bonuses over investing in and maintaining a vital public infrastructure. More than £85bn has gone to shareholders, while the industry has failed to upgrade infrastructure to make it resilient to climate change by building reservoirs, upgrading pipes to stop leaking – a fifth of water running through pipes is lost to leakage – and making sure wastewater treatment plants have capacity for sewage treatment.

Well, the UK government already controls healthcare for the peasants, might as well control all their water. Good way to make they Comply, eh?

10. Encourage regenerative agriculture approaches to increase food resilience
Regenerative farming is an approach to farming that allows the land, soil, water, nutrients and natural assets to regenerate themselves, as opposed to conventional approaches to farming that can deplete these natural resources.

And full control of agriculture. Food. Doesn’t seem shady or authoritarian in the least.

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11 Responses to “UK Guardian Has Plans To Deal With Climate Doom Or Something”

  1. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Teach the Yypocrite typed: Why won’t the Warmists pay for this stuff themselves?

    Why don’t you MAGAts pay for your God-King’s War on Iran? Or Repubicun debt ($3 BILLION a day)? Or the Ballroom, the Pond, the Arc de Trumpf etc? YOU expect us all to pay for those mistakes. Perhaps you’d be less supportive of His Highness if YOU alone bore the costs of his profligacy!!

    But you want the people who understand global warming to pay for the remediation alone.

    Fucking hypocrites. Put your money where your mouth is.

    • drowningpuppies says:

      Poor little Rimjob.

      Time to change your nappies!

      MAGA47 Motherfucker!

    • Dana says:

      Our outraged Ozarkian wrote:

      Why don’t you MAGAts pay for your God-King’s War on Iran? etc

      Well, we are, including those of us who wouldn’t have attacked Iran. But the interesting part is that you have been so thoroughly consumed by Trump Derangement Syndrome that you seem to have lost the ability to respond with anything other than Trump whataboutism.

      I’m not certain that your blood pressure can stand the 891 days until January 20, 2029. And if J D Vance is inaugurated on that date, well who can know if your heart will be able to stand that!

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        The cantankerous Kentuckian, when asked, “Why don’t you MAGAts pay for your God-King’s War on Iran?” typed, non-responsively, “Well, we are, including those of us who wouldn’t have attacked Iran.”

        Well, we are, too. Those Americans you slur as “warmunists” are also paying for global warming remediation. You know, those pesky taxes we all pay. Sometimes we pay taxes to support actions we do not support, e.g., the iran “war”, coal subsidies, demolition of the East Wing, tRump golf trips, $1.5 Trillion war budget, Don’s new airplane etc

        Are you prescribing that taxpayers be enabled to pick and choose what taxes they pay, cafeteria style?

        Then you fall back on your rote Trump Derangement nonsense.

        Anyway, Mr Teach has no real argument so he uses a litany of logical fallacies to smear others.

        Warmunists are hypocrites!! Warmunists want others to pay!! Global warming is a communist scam/hoax to redistribute rich white American cash to the mud-peoples!!

        Our only Earth is rapidly warming from increasing greenhouse gases (mostly CO2, plus methane). The great ice sheets are melting. The oceans are warming. Deniers deny it, just as they used to deny the Earth was even warming, but hurricanes, floods, wildfires, storms, droughts and heat waves are getting worse.

    • Dana says:

      Our warmunist from west of the Mississippi wrote:

      But you want the people who understand global warming to pay for the remediation alone.

      No, I believe that our distinguished host wants those who want to impose huge additional costs on the public to pay for it, and to demonstrate their unwavering commitment by voluntarily adopting those policies first.

      You have told us how you, personally, have adopted some of those measures, and that you largely live below your means. Yet even you should be concerned that people like Kathy Hochul have used governing power to mandate all new residential construction be all-electric, while showing herself using har gas range. Even you should be appalled that the hoitiest and the toitiest choose to travel to exotic vacation spots to discuss how Other People should have their costs rise, their options restricted, and be made generally poorer in real terms.

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        The science and medicine denier from south of the Ohio River supports spending billions on the unnecessary war in iran and expects those opposed to it to pay!! We’re all paying more for gasoline for your war of choice.

        He supports the counterproductive and inflationary tariffs that we all must pay.

        I do not control Governer Hochul LOL. She has a gas range, OMFG!!!!

        You boyz worry about the dangdest thangs.

        • drowningpuppies says:

          Dang! Only $5.9 billion down the drain.


          Office of Inspector General (OIG) memo released June 24 offers a striking snapshot of just what NASA is walking away from. It calculates that NASA’s final investment into the canceled hardware, which was originally contracted at a combined $2.9 billion, reached $5.9 billion by the time work was ceased, and concludes that, had NASA continued its support, costs and timelines would have continued to grow.


          MAGA47 Motherfuckers!

          • Elwood P. Dowd says:

            $5.9 billion? That is only 2 days of interest on the burgeoning Republcun debt.

            We’re spending $1 Trillion a year on interest!!!! And what do we get for that? Reputation as a good borrower?

            Debt Service $1 T
            Medicare $1.1 T
            Medicaid+CHiP $0.9 T
            SS $1.6 T
            War $1.4+ T

            Total $7 T

            Remember when Republicuns were against debt? Good times!

            When you spend more than you take in generate more debt!

          • drowningpuppies says:

            Only a dumbass like Rimjob would scoff at $5.9 billion and then go into his patented “wellwhataboutism” routine.

            Remember all those “accomplishments” of the Autopen administration?
            Good times, right?

            Well that’s the mess Trump is cleaning up despite ll the roadblocks created the dems.

            So Fatboy you’re really not intelligent enough to be discussing politics and/or economics if keep dismissing reality with your childish antics..

  2. SD says:

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    https://commoncts.blogspot.com/2026/08/from-nfl-sidelines-to-us-senate-michele.html

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