This might not work out the way they think
Most brides spend months agonizing over floral arrangements, wedding cakes and seating plans.
But one California woman just spent her big day passing through locked doors to say “I do” in a Bakersfield immigration detention facility.
Christina Serrano married her fiance Juan Serrano inside the Mesa Verde ICE Processing Facility, where he has been detained for the past seven months.
The groom, an alleged illegal immigrant from Guatemala, has been held there since a routine immigration check-in — a moment his wife said upended their lives overnight.
Um, here’s the question: is Christina an illegal or a citizen? Even if she’s a citizen the immigration court could easily determine that it’s an attempt to keep him from being deported, even with the child, especially if he illegally entered and/or has a criminal history.
By tying the knot, Serrano hopes to file immigration paperwork that could help her husband remain in the United States or at least delay his removal. Whether it will work remains uncertain.
It’s all so tedious and idiotic.

Most brides spend months agonizing over floral arrangements, wedding cakes and seating plans.

Judging by her photo, perhaps an illegal is the only husband she could land?
There was an episode of Blue Bloods in which a rather unpleasingly plump woman wanted to marry a ‘migrant’ from some Middle Eastern country, and needed to do so quickly, to keep her very good looking fiancé from being shipped back home. It turned out that the reason he needed to avoid deportation as his visa was expiring was that he was homosexual, and faced death if returned. The ‘happy ending’ was that the got married, so he wasn’t shipped back to Iran(?), but to me it emphasized that the marriage was fraudulent.
Mr Dana does realize HIS photo is available, right?
Wife of Active-duty U.S. Army Sergeant Detained by ICE in Texas at Immigration Appointment
In an interview with CBS News Sunday, Sgt. First Class Jose Serrano, 51, said his wife, Deisy Rivera Ortega, was arrested by ICE on April 14 during an appointment at an immigration office in El Paso.
Rivera Ortega, who married Serrano in 2022, has been in the U.S. for over a decade, since 2016. She was granted a legal protection in 2019 that prohibits her deportation to her native El Salvador, U.S. immigration court documents show. But the Department of Homeland Security told CBS News that Rivera Ortega entered the U.S. illegally, and Serrano said his wife has been informed she could be deported to a third country, like Mexico, where she has no ties.
“I don’t really understand why, because she followed the rules of immigration by the T since day one,” Serrano said, noting his wife had an active work permit at the time of her arrest.
“I love the Army. (The) Army helped me out for almost 28 years. It’s not the Army, sir. It’s ICE,” Serrano said later in the interview. “ICE is out of control right now, sir, taking away rights, as soldiers, that we have.”
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-detains-army-sergeant-wife-immigration-appointment-jose-serrano-deisy-rivera-ortega/#:~:text=In%20an%20interview%20with%20CBS,said%20later%20in%20the%20interview.
So trump granted her legal protection in 2019, but wants to deport her today? God giveth and God taketh away.
You would think an executive as shitty as Donny “Ponzi” trump would have bankrupted several businesses… Who would be so stupid to vote for him?? Who? People who hate.
Relax Rimjob, you’ve lost.
And for God’s sake change your nappies.