Almost 300K Dutch Sign Petition To Buy California Or Something

Well, they’re getting a bit uppity

Over 200,000 sign Danish petition to buy California from U.S. and even rename Disneyland

A Danish petition to buy California has flown past 280,000 signatures, as fury in Europe grows over Donald Trump’s plan to annex Greenland.

The satirical petition includes a plan to rename Disneyland to “Hans Christian Andersenland” and would even rename the Golden State itself. If the poll is successful, California would be rebranded as New Denmark.

The appeal is currently live on a website named Denmarkification.com. The ironic page includes a huge list of reasons for buying California and even uses Trump’s own justification for taking Greenland, a Danish territory, against him.

“It is in the national interest to promote the extraordinary heritage of our Nation, so California will become New Denmark,” the website reads, in Trump’s familiar manner of speaking. “Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles.”

Well, it’s a good think it’s satirical, since the GDP of Denmark is around $425 billion for 2024 and California’s is $4.1 trillion, but, maybe we could make a deal and give you the Democrat run areas that you’re making fun of

However, over 286,000 people have signed the Denmarkification petition, which promises to bring “hygge,” a Danish concept of cozy contentment, to Hollywood.

Hey, maybe they could turn Hollywood and the entertainment industry around from their idiocy?

And then there’s Greenland

BTW, just to be clear, while I understand the point of buy Greenland, I’d rather Trump work on other things.

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4 Responses to “Almost 300K Dutch Sign Petition To Buy California Or Something”

  1. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    William typed: “…just to be clear, while I understand the point of buy Greenland, I’d rather Trump work on other things”

    As would the majority of Americans. There is no point in buying Greenland, except trump hubris.

    trump promised escalating tariffs on European goods coming here (US customers pay the trump tariffs). EU just suspended its trade deal with the US – trade war!!! Yay, donnie!!

  2. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    King Donald (aka the Gold Leaf King) has a talent for distraction unlike any other celebrity. But after all he was a successful TV game show host!!

    Seriously donnie, the Epstein files must be even worse than the tax returns you keep hidden!!

    Video of you raping the 13 yr old “Katie Johnson” that sued you? After all, it happened at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion in 1994. Epstein no doubt had a record.

    Audio of discussions?

    Receipts paying for teenage girls’ abortions?

    Release the files, donnie. Obey the law.

  3. Professor Hale says:

    BTW, just to be clear, while I understand the point of buy Greenland, I’d rather Trump work on other things.

    When you don’t spend all your time sleeping or on vacation, there is plenty of time to work on more than one thing at a time. With over 2 million employees, the US government is certainly large enough to do many things at the same time. For example, they can hand out Medicare money AND investigate Medicare for fraud. Makes you wonder why the Biden administration thought they could only do one.

  4. Aliassmithsmith says:

    At his speech be the one the leaders of the world
    King Donny not only sure his words but also repeatedly mixed up Iceland with Greenland

    Unless he didn’t and he also has plans to use force to take Iceland

    Which do posters think is more likely?
    Cognitive decline? Or an invasion of Iceland ?

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