Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Doom: Hawaii Is Sinking 40 Times Faster, And It Is Your Fault

No, really Hawaii is sinking 40 times faster than previously predicted — homes and businesses could soon be wiped out https://t.co/qVvHB0VtAt pic.twitter.com/6L9QYDo0ux — New York Post (@nypost) March 17, 2025 Seriously, this is not unexpected, because the islands are created by hot spots in the Pacific, so, you get erosion and subsistence as the hot […]

Your Fault: Global Boiling Could Maybe Possibly Affect Satellites

Well, this is a new one. I guess the cult put together a panel to look for something unique to bleat about Climate change could be threatening satellites as they orbit in space: Study The ongoing surge of greenhouse gas emissions in the near-Earth environment could cause dramatic declines in the number of satellites orbiting […]

Earth Blew Past The Imaginary Doom Line 4 Years Ago Or Something

Well, if only all those Warmists had given up their use of fossil fuels Oops, Scientists May Have Miscalculated Our Global Warming Timeline Whatever your stance is on climate change (it’s real, let’s move on) (WT-it is real, the debate is on causation. If it’s mankind, then why do so few Warmists practice what they […]

Uh Oh: Extreme Rain Causes E Coli In Marginalized Communities

Apparently, ‘climate change’ is so smart that it can send rain to certain communities and make only those people sick Scientists uncover troubling health risks that can occur after rainfall: ‘This is a complicated issue’ Black and Latino communities are bearing the brunt of E. coli-contaminated waters due to extreme rainfall in Texas, according to […]

Good News: Antarctic Circumpolar Current Is Doomed Within 20 Years

Remember how they were saying that the Atlantic Current was doomed, and then not doomed? I guess they moved their scaremongering to the Antarctic Earth’s Strongest Ocean Current Could Slow 20 Percent by 2050 Because of Climate Change, Study Finds Five times stronger than the Gulf Stream and more than 100 times stronger than the […]

Your Fault: The Next Ice Age Will Be Delayed Because You Drive A Fossil Fueled Vehicle

It’s always something with this cult A looming ice age? Scientists find a striking pattern in Earth’s history. A group of scientists think they can now predict when the next ice age could grip Earth, but don’t worry, it’s not for a very long time. An ice age should begin in about 10,000 years, but […]

Climate Cult Now Blaming Egg Prices On Global Boiling

I’m surprised it took this long. Heck, they weren’t even blaming ‘climate change’ for egg prices during Bidenflation. And mostly saying there was no problem with eggs. But, now Trump is president, so…. What climate change means for bird flu — and the soaring price of eggs Buying eggs at the grocery store has become […]

Your Fault: San Francisco Seeing Climate (scam) Driven Rat Explosion

It couldn’t possibly be due to San Fran being an open sewer full of people literally shitting and peeing in the streets, right? Or all the trash, right? Or businesses fleeing the city, leaving lots of unused buildings perfect for rats to breed in, right? No, it has to be a slight increase in global […]

Your Fault: Chocolate Getting Bitter For Valentines

I mean, will all saw this coming for Valentine’s Day from the climate cult, right? Climate change is turning Valentine’s Day bitter for chocolate lovers If you’re not a fan of nuts in your sweets, Valentine’s Day could cost you more this year. The chocolates inside many of this holiday’s heart-shaped boxes will likely contain […]

Your Fault: Diabetes Is Skyrocketing Due To Global Boiling

It couldn’t possibly be due to poor eating habits and such, right? It has to be because you drive a fossil fueled vehicle, eat meat, and have an ice maker in your fridge Climate change is worsening diabetes worldwide … As heat-trapping gases cause the climate to warm, one often overlooked consequence of extreme heat […]

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