Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Global Boiling Makes It Harder To Spot Submarines

If true, this would make submariners very happy Climate change may make it harder to spot submarines The pentagon “does not do climate-change crap”, said Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s defence secretary, on March 9th. “We do training and warfighting.” Fair enough. But a new nato study illustrates how closely the two are linked. A submarine […]

Global Boiling To Make People 40% Poorer By 2100 Or Something

I’d ask who gets fired and loses their reputation when this doesn’t happen, but, the whole idea here is to make a scary prognostication so far in the future that no one will remember it The real cost of climate change: Global warming could make the average person 40% poorer by 2100, scientists warn The […]

UK Guardian Super Worried That Climate Crisis Will Destroy Capitalism

Which is hilarious, since the UK Guardian has been pretty much Modern Socialist and against capitalism (except where it makes the UK Guardian money) for at least 40 years, but, at least they’re honest in their leftist leanings. Anyhow, yeah, the climate crisis is trying to destroy capitalism, since most the climate cultists are socialists […]

Trump’s Workforce Cuts Could Maybe Threaten Climate (scam) Protection In National Parks

This is your fault, you know Trump’s workforce cuts threaten climate protection in national parks That’s the headline for the Environmental (weenie) Health News article, but, let’s go to the source article Trump takes aim at the people who protect national parks from climate change The last few months have been a tumultuous time for […]

Warmists Super Concerned Over Invisible Threat Or Something

We’re not on to invisible threats! Officials sound alarm as invisible threat creeps closer to major U.S. city: ‘An issue of concern for all of us’ Pennsylvania is one of the few states in the U.S. to have a Constitutional amendment stipulating the people’s right to clean water. However, rising sea levels threaten to flood the state’s […]

Doom Today: UN Says Some Glaciers May Not Survive By The End Of The Century

I’d say “who gets fired when this doesn’t happen”, but, really, there are lots and lots of glaciers which have disappeared since the end of the last glacial age. That’s why this is called an inter-glacial. And then glaciers will come back during a Holocene cool period. Then disappear during the warm period that follows […]

Doom! Last 10 Years Were The Hottest Ever!

That is, if we go by the hyperventilating, doomsaying NY Times headline Earth’s 10 Hottest Years Have Been the Last 10 How many Warmists will read that and say “see! I knew it! Doom!”? Heck, it’s really more to influence the casual anthropogenic climate change believer into getting more hardcore. Because so many will never […]

Doom: Hawaii Is Sinking 40 Times Faster, And It Is Your Fault

No, really Hawaii is sinking 40 times faster than previously predicted — homes and businesses could soon be wiped out https://t.co/qVvHB0VtAt pic.twitter.com/6L9QYDo0ux — New York Post (@nypost) March 17, 2025 Seriously, this is not unexpected, because the islands are created by hot spots in the Pacific, so, you get erosion and subsistence as the hot […]

Your Fault: Global Boiling Could Maybe Possibly Affect Satellites

Well, this is a new one. I guess the cult put together a panel to look for something unique to bleat about Climate change could be threatening satellites as they orbit in space: Study The ongoing surge of greenhouse gas emissions in the near-Earth environment could cause dramatic declines in the number of satellites orbiting […]

Earth Blew Past The Imaginary Doom Line 4 Years Ago Or Something

Well, if only all those Warmists had given up their use of fossil fuels Oops, Scientists May Have Miscalculated Our Global Warming Timeline Whatever your stance is on climate change (it’s real, let’s move on) (WT-it is real, the debate is on causation. If it’s mankind, then why do so few Warmists practice what they […]

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