Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

‘Climate Change’ Is Coming For Your Potato Chips Or Something

Now they’re trying to hit people in the comfort foods The snackdown: We need to talk about chips It’s a cruel irony: the very snacks we reach for in uncertain times could soon be victims of uncertainty themselves. Snack time might not feel like a climate casualty. But it’s heading that way. And this isn’t […]

“Scientists” Sorta Maybe Possibly Link Starfish Die-Offs To Climate Doom

Seriously, this is what they call science, and it actually gets published as news Scientists Pinpoint Cause of Massive Sea Star Die-Offs, and Suspect a Link to Global Warming After years of scientific sleuthing, a team of West Coast researchers reported that they have identified a particular strain of ocean bacteria that has killed more […]

Your Fault: More PRC Comrades Will Go To ER From Atmospheric Cancer

Of course, if this was true, they’d all be waiting a long time due to the illegal aliens jamming up the ERs in the People’s Republik Of California Climate Change Will Send Many More Californians to the ER California’s emergency departments will be more clogged than ever as climate change pushes daily temperatures higher, a […]

Fire Ants In Florida Made Worse By ‘Climate Change’ And Urban Sprawl

But, mostly urban sprawl Fire ants inflame more Floridians, sparked by global warming and urban sprawl This kind of bites: Climate change is making fire ants an increasingly hot topic in Florida these days. But our efforts to tame them may only be scratching the surface. Red imported fire ants rank among the world’s most […]

And, Here We Go: Cult Tries Linking To Tsunamis

Right on cue Tsunami waves hit Hawaii after 8.8 magnitude quake strikes Russia’s far eastIts the sixth strongest quake ever recordedGlobal warming is leading to an increase in pressure on tectonic faults in the subsurface, leading to more extreme earth Quakes https://t.co/19xlL3dTS6 — GO GREEN (@ECOWARRIORSS) July 30, 2025 Sigh From Japan To The Rest […]

Your Fault: Larger, More Damaging Hail To Happen More Often

We could have avoided this, but, you refuse to give more of your hard-earned money to the government to give to NGOs, er, warlords in 3rd world shitholes, er, governments in developing nations which has zero strings attached Damaging, golf ball-size hail will fall more frequently because of climate change, Illinois researchers warn During severe […]

Bummer: Only Three Years Left To Save The World From Climate Doom

Sigh. This again Only 3 years left – new study warns the world is running out of time to avoid the worst impacts of climate change Bad climate news is everywhere. Africa is being hit particularly hard by climate change and extreme weather, impacting lives and livelihoods. We are living in a world that is […]

Your Fault: Hurricanes Could Maybe Possibly Cause 60% More Damage In NY

It’s all in the future, of course, unless you give up your use of fossil fuels and give your money and freedom to government NY’s Hurricane Insured Loss Potential Up More Than 60% as Climate Changes Insurance industry scientists put the spotlight on Northern U.S. cities in a new research paper about hurricane potential under a warmer […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Making Winter Storms Worse Or Something

Oh, lawdy, here we go again Winter nor’easters have steadily grown more severe and will worsen with climate change, Penn researchers find Winter nor’easters have steadily grown more severe over the last eight decades, and they will become even worse if climate change is not dealt with, according to a new study co-authored by a […]

Rich Folks Worried About Global Boiling Driven Storms Build Better Homes In Path Of Storms

If these people were truly worried about the Doom from coastal storms they wouldn’t, you know, build homes at the coast, right? Coastal homeowners turn to climate-resilient designs to combat worsening hurricane seasons Forecasters are warning the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season, which started June 1, could be an above-average year, potentially producing up to 19 named […]

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