Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Muslim Playboy!!

So far no riots, but a big sale on han…….never mind. Great articles: An Indonesian version of Playboy has gone on sale in the world’s most populous Muslim nation. A spokesman for the magazine, which has promised to tone down its erotic photographs, said copies would be available in major cities on Friday. Lots of […]

Bow Before Me, Peasants!

Which Historical Lunatic Are You? From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey. Found via Julie With A B.

WTW: Alba-Playboy Spat Over. Whew!

I was really starting to get worried about this: Film star Jessica Alba forgave Playboy magazine on Tuesday for making her an unwitting cover girl after founder Hugh Hefner sent the actress a personal apology and pledged to donate money to her favorite charities. Alba had threatened to sue Playboy after the men’s magazine printed […]

Hola, Mexico!

  Idea shamelessly stolen from Ogre, who has Calvin. Can’t touch that. Unless you can draw. Which I can’t.  What’s your idea to defame the Mexican flag, since they defame ours?

How Evile Am I?

Evil enough! Mwahahahahahaha!   You Are 68% Evil You are very evil. And you’re too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?   Bad picture, though. I am this evile   But not this evile   Of course, the very fact that I posted that […]

How To Stop The Blogosphere For Awhile

Well, if I got the traffic like Puppy Blender or Michelle M, I suppose. However, if thouest likes puzzles, try Hapland. Will drive you nuts. Then Hapland 2. Bwahahahahahahaha!

If sign a contract to kill in the UK, make sure you keep it

Seriously. Not fooling: A man from Kent, England has been jailed for failing to kill a woman despite accepting money to carry out the hit. The would-be hitman, Kevin Reeves of Snodland near Rochester, promised Christine Ryder he would arrange her slaying in exchange for a large bag of cash. He kept getting more and […]

Early Man Hunted By Birds

Via the AP JOHANNESBURG, South Africa – A South African anthropologist said Thursday his research into the death nearly 2 million years ago of an ape-man shows human ancestors were hunted by birds. "These types of discoveries give us real insight into the past lives of these human ancestors, the world they lived in and […]

Revenge Of The Mouse

In a new tack in the War on Humanity, it appears that Mice have joined their Animal Kingdom bretheren FORT SUMNER, N.M. – A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man’s house and set it […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the 6th Day of Christmas, Fort Meyers PD gave to me Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree Cow tipping gone to far Two Rocky Mount teenagers were charged […]

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