Category Archives: Humor

Happy New Year

December 31, 2005 – 6:33 pm

A little humor for ya! Be safe, one and all. !vb:gv,-1848624566595377533!

By William Teach 4 Comments

Call Steve Irwin!!!!!

December 29, 2005 – 10:20 pm

Gator’s in urban areas is no longer an urban myth. Not New York City, though LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Authorities charged two men for releasing an alligator in the lake of a Los Angeles public park. Numerous attempts to capture the alligator have failed since the animal was discovered by a fisherman in August in […]

By William Teach 1 Comment

Boring News Day-Let’s Check The Traffic

December 23, 2005 – 9:24 am

Bad word coming in the written form. Not for little eyes. Funny though. Gotta admire the way the reporter kept on going. !vb:gv,3490417108844513041,1!

By William Teach 4 Comments

A Very Monster Christmas

December 21, 2005 – 7:40 pm

Self explanatory. !vb:gv,-2247660512263111901,1!

By William Teach 2 Comments

WTW: 12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

December 14, 2005 – 8:41 am

On the Second Day of Christmas, The Doll House Gave to Me 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like an Xmas Tree. (Not pirate thongs, though.)

By Jebediah Murphy Comments Off on WTW: 12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

Arnold in Quotes

December 13, 2005 – 9:39 pm

Now that Arnold has terminated Tookie, he deserves to be in lights (again) One of my movies was called "True Lies." It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention. I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our terminating […]

By William Teach 1 Comment

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

December 13, 2005 – 9:04 am

On the 1st Day of Christmas, The Governator gave to me, Tookie lit up like an X-Mas Tree.

By William Teach 4 Comments

Top 10 Elf Pet Peeves

December 12, 2005 – 8:33 am

An old Letterman Top 10 List 10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands." 9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don’t exist. 8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?" 7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy. […]

By William Teach Also posted in Holidays 5 Comments

Don’t Mess With Santa

December 11, 2005 – 8:19 pm

Check it out. Not only does Santa try and stop the shoplifter, but he goes back at the guy. Check out the kick. PS: I wouldn’t go to the site where that video came from while at work. I ran across it while searching for funny Santa video’s, and I doubt if it is work […]

By William Teach 3 Comments

Chased By Beaver!!!!

December 9, 2005 – 11:54 am

Man, how lucky can one get, being chased by beaver:

By William Teach 4 Comments
Pirate's Cove