December 16, 2005 – 7:45 pm
On the Fourth Day of Christmas the NFL gave to me 4 Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 Strippers in Santa hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree PS: Typepad issues today. Have to republish to get the last couple days back. Might look wonky.
December 14, 2005 – 12:20 pm
We now have our own little controversy over Christmas here in Raleigh Everyone celebrates religion and holidays in their own individual ways, but currently there are questions about whether the two should be more connected. One of the latest places involved in the controversy is a McDonald’s restaurant in Raleigh. (click for bigger picture) The […]
December 12, 2005 – 8:33 am
An old Letterman Top 10 List 10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands." 9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don’t exist. 8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?" 7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy. […]
December 11, 2005 – 9:21 am
 Happy Sunday! Only 2 Weeks left!
December 9, 2005 – 7:38 am
Christmas Bells, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow I heard the bells on Christmas DayTheir old, familiar carols play,And wild and sweetThe words repeatOf peace on earth, good-will to men! And thought how, as the day had come,The belfries of all ChristendomHad rolled alongThe unbroken songOf peace on earth, good-will to men! Till, ringing, singing on its […]
December 1, 2005 – 6:57 pm
A great sight, President Bush and the First Lady, along with some special guests, who did a great job for the Hurricane Katrina victims, lighting the National Christmas Tree. Not the Holiday Tree, but the Christmas Tree. Huzzah. I’ll tell you, the speech Bush 43 made was great, designed to reinforce what Christmas is about. […]
November 29, 2005 – 7:38 am
Way to go, Speaker Hastert! House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert has told federal officials that the lighted, decorated tree on the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol — known in recent years as the "Holiday Tree" — should be renamed the "Capitol Christmas Tree," as it was called until the late 1990s. The Capitol’s senior […]
November 29, 2005 – 5:56 am
I love you. You’re santa but you still manage to bea pirate. You’re crazy enough to throw a coupleof yo ho’s in the general xmas-ness What kind of Santa are you?brought to you by Quizilla I swear, I only took the quiz once to get the answer!
November 24, 2005 – 9:34 am
From the family here at the Pirate’s Cove, we wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. Let us thank our brave and wonderful troops for all they do to keep the United States safe. God protect them. How about a little poem? The turkey has been stuffed with tender care, the spuds are made, there […]
October 31, 2005 – 3:47 pm
Yes, that is last years. But, hey, I like it!
