Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

New “Report” Says Climate Doom Is A Health Emergency

This is all about providing some gloom and doom ahead of the next UN IPCC in Turkey, the 9th thru 20th (where 50K+ will take fossil fueled trips), which, unusually, no one is talking about. Hey, maybe Turkey can be asked about the LGBT cruise ship that was blocked from docking a few months ago? […]

Your Fault: Chestnuts Having Issues In Portugal

All because you drove a fossil fueled vehicle instead of taking the bus Climate change affecting chestnut production in Portugal Speaking to the news agency Lusa, Manuel Gonçalves explained that while spring featured balanced temperatures and a stable temperature-to-humidity ratio, a heatwave brought the chestnut tree flowering period—which typically occurs in July—forward, disrupting pollination. “The […]

Surprise: UN Blames US For Losing Ground On ‘Climate Change’

Right, right, because India and China mean nothing if we’re supposed to believe that this is all caused by “carbon pollution” U.S. is a big reason the world is losing ground in the fight against climate change, U.N. report says Losing more ground in the fight against climate change, humanity is heading for a hotter […]

California Climate Assessment By Warmists Warns Of Doom For California

We can solve this with more taxes, fees, and control of citizen’s lives Latest Climate Report Warns of Major Upheaval to California Way of Life In just a few decades, summers in California will not only be much hotter, but will also stretch for months longer. Floods will become more widespread and extreme. Exposure to […]

Your Fault: California To Maybe Possibly We Think Lose A Lot Of Beachfront

In the future, of course Major loss of California beaches predicted in latest climate forecast As ocean levels rise, waves crash farther inland and the coast continues to crumble, Southern California is on track to lose 30 to 70% of its beaches over the next several decades. Almost half of all beach cliffs are likely […]

Cult Scientists Warn Climate Doom Accelerating Faster Than We Can Respond

But, if we give the scientists a lot of money they can work to come up with studies to create working groups who work on plans to come up with committees to offer more money to scientists Climate Change Is Accelerating Faster Than We Can Respond, Scientists Warn The climate is warming up faster than […]

Your Fault: Hurricane Isaias Supercharged Because Your Drove A Fossil Fueled Vehicle

Strange, because there were no other hurricanes in the Gulf, nor the Atlantic all September. If the water was so warm why were there none? Oh, right, right, sorry, we aren’t supposed to ask questions, just blindly Obey the whims of the cult Climate change supercharged the warm Gulf waters fueling Hurricane Isaias Isaias underwent […]

Hotcoldwetdry Is Now Coming For Vanilla

I blame you Climate Change Is Threatening Your Favorite Flavors Vanilla may seem like one of the most basic flavors, but keeping it on the menu is anything but simple. Much of the world’s natural vanilla comes from Madagascar, where increasingly erratic weather, cyclones and drought threaten a crop with an outsized role in the […]

Your Fault: England Could Soon Have A Climate Cause Tea Shortage

Seriously, do the peasants in the UK need more scary fables? The government really doesn’t give a damned what they think and will force them, and have been forcing them for 15 years, to comply with climate cult doctrine Tea shortage warning as climate crisis sees production plummet and prices soar Kenyan growers who produce […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Doom” Could Mess With Cheese Flavors From France

All you had to do was give up your use of fossil fuels, take the bus, and give up freedom to government Why some of France’s most famous cheeses are in peril Historic heat waves are putting French dairy cows that normally graze outdoors in summer under heat-related stress. Prolonged periods of drought are scorching […]

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