Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Hotcoldwetdry Is Now Coming For Vanilla

I blame you Climate Change Is Threatening Your Favorite Flavors Vanilla may seem like one of the most basic flavors, but keeping it on the menu is anything but simple. Much of the world’s natural vanilla comes from Madagascar, where increasingly erratic weather, cyclones and drought threaten a crop with an outsized role in the […]

Your Fault: England Could Soon Have A Climate Cause Tea Shortage

Seriously, do the peasants in the UK need more scary fables? The government really doesn’t give a damned what they think and will force them, and have been forcing them for 15 years, to comply with climate cult doctrine Tea shortage warning as climate crisis sees production plummet and prices soar Kenyan growers who produce […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Doom” Could Mess With Cheese Flavors From France

All you had to do was give up your use of fossil fuels, take the bus, and give up freedom to government Why some of France’s most famous cheeses are in peril Historic heat waves are putting French dairy cows that normally graze outdoors in summer under heat-related stress. Prolonged periods of drought are scorching […]

Your Fault: Trees In UK Are Just Giving Up Or Something

I don’t think I’ve seen this one before Trees ‘giving up’: Climate change hammers historic English gardens At Hampton Court Palace, head gardener Graham Dillamore strode across the burnt beige grass in the spectacular formal gardens southwest of London, laid out in the 17th century. “If we have a summer like this next year, by […]

Your Fault: El Nino Is Worse Because Of Global Boiling

This is not unexpected from the cult, right? Human-Caused Climate Change Is Making El Niño Stronger, Corals Show With a so-called “Godzilla” El Niño already strengthening in the Pacific, scientists this week revealed that the ocean warming phenomenon is more powerful than at any point in the last 1,000 years—and human-caused climate change is the […]

The World Is Inching Towards Hotcoldwetdry Doom Or Something

It’s always just around the corner, so, if you could be so kind as to stop using fossil fuels (it’s ok if you’re an Elite, though), and give your money and freedom to government that would be great The world inches toward catastrophic climate events: ‘Bigger shocks are on the way’ In the opening scene […]

Your Fault: Hotcoldwetdry Could Maybe Possibly Triple The Price Of Wheat

It’s your fault if only cake is left Climate change could triple the price of wheat Bread, pasta and breakfast cereals may seem far removed from dry fields in North America, Europe or Asia. Yet when water shortages hit several of the world’s most important wheat-growing regions simultaneously, the consequences can be felt all the […]

Your Fault: Cities Sinking Under Weight Of Buildings

Somehow this is all linked to ‘climate change’ Cities Sinking Under The Weight Of Their Buildings The Empire State Building, erected in 1931, weighs 365,000 tons — a relatively modest figure by today’s standards, since it isn’t even close to being the tallest building in New York City anymore. The skyline is now dominated by […]

Climate Doom Could Maybe Possibly We Think Be Messing With Our Blood

Oh, hey, a new one, and, of course, editor at large for Time Magazine Jeffrey Kluger just goes with it, showing zero journalistic skepticism How Climate Change Is Messing With Your Blood Rising carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere do a lot of damage—heat waves, droughts, wildfires, superstorms. Now it appears there’s another knock-on effect that had […]

Your Fault(ish): California Could Super High Water Levels From El Nino

No one is surprised that the climate cult and their pet media would attempt to blame Mankind for all this, right? California Could See the Highest Sea Levels on Record This Year, Thanks to El Niño California could see the highest sea levels on record this year, thanks to a historic El Niño, climate change […]

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