Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

Climate Cult Wants People To Use Old Phones

I wonder if these cultists are using dumb phones themselves Old phones are the new climate heroes as users ditch new tech and save the planet without knowing The global mobile industry has managed to cut its operational carbon emissions by 8% between 2019 and 2023, despite a massive surge in data usage across the […]

Climate “Scientists” Say Human Cause Doom-Warming Started Earlier Than Thought

This confuses me, because, generally, the Cult of Climastrology claims human-induced warming started in the 1850s, but, hey, they always need Narratives Scientists looked back in time to find the first signs of human-caused global warming. It’s far earlier than previously thought The human fingerprint on global warming was likely evident in Earth’s atmosphere far […]

Who’s Up For A Big Umbrella In The Sky To Stop Global Boiling?

The funny part here when it comes to all these types of Do Something’s is that they are unintentionally admitting that the big nuclear furnace in the sky is the primary driver of climate Scientists want to test a solar umbrella that could help fight climate change Scientists have long looked for ways to turn […]

Say, Why Are The Mostly Peaceful Rioters Targeting Waymos?

This is very bad for the environment, you know Why Waymos Have Been Vandalized by Protesters As protesters and police clash across Los Angeles and beyond, a striking image from the mayhem has been that of graffiti-strewn white cars engulfed in flames. But these aren’t ordinary cars. They’ve got sensors protruding from the top and sides—and, critically, they’ve […]

Bummer: Federal Cuts May Cause Problems With Maine’s Climate (scam) Efforts

Maybe states shouldn’t be so darned reliant on Los Federales, eh? (available in full at Yahoo) Federal cuts may hurt Maine’s ability to meet climate goals, scientists say Scientists and fishermen are eager to learn more about a sudden cooling in the deep waters of the Gulf of Maine, a new mystery in a body […]

NASA Climate (scam) Scientists Whine About Trump Dismantling Climate Lab

I’ve been told that elections have consequences NASA scientists describe ‘absolute sh*tshow’ at agency as Trump budget seeks to dismantle top US climate lab NASA scientists are in a state of anxious limbo after the Trump administration proposed a budget that would eliminate one of the United States’ top climate labs – the NASA Goddard […]

Preserving Forests Is Bad For Global Boiling Or Something

So, trees are now bad? This means the whole carbon market where they (say they will) plant trees was a scam? Forest preservation can worsen climate change, UN affiliate says Carbon markets that fund forest preservation and tree-planting might actually be worsening climate change by increasing risks for wildfires that emit massive levels of greenhouse […]

LOL: Europe Not Ready For Russian Invasion Due To Climate (scam) Rules

Perhaps they should ditch this idiocy, in much the same way Trump and Hegseth have dumped DEI, Trans, and green crap for the US military Green rules ‘stop Europe preparing for Russian invasion’ European countries have blamed EU environmental regulations for hindering their preparations for defending against a possible Russian invasion. In a leaked letter […]

Conserve Like A Girl To Stop Climate Doom Or Something

It’s all so tedious. This is from the minds of the Earthday wackos Conserve Like A Girl Mother Nature’s wrath spares no one: man, woman, government, or corporation, the climate crisis is everyone’s business. We all play a role in alleviating or exacerbating the planet’s decline. Yet despite this shared responsibility, why are women in […]

Defund NPR: They’re Pushing Electric Grills Over Fossil Fueled Ones

Bunch of nags Electric grills are a climate-friendly option to fossil fuel grills Summer grilling usually starts with filling a propane tank or buying a bag of charcoal briquettes. But some people are ditching these fuels for a more climate-friendly electric grill. Just before dinner recently, Stoio Kachev wheeled his electric grill across his family’s […]

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