Pirate's Cove

I’ll take "yeehaw" over "jihad" any day.

They make shirts that come down over that. And pants that come up over that, too.

Could you drive any f’ing slower?

Go, the light is green, azzwipe!

Your kid is crying for a reason, lady. Spenser’s Gifts is no place for a child, especially as Halloween approaches. Even says so in the window.

That mannequin at Victoria’s Secret is really not kid friend. However, it would fit right in at an adult book store.

"Reporting for Duty" still makes me snicker. So does "Bring. It. On." Guffaws.

Are moths attracted to homes more then apartments? Sure seems that way to me.

I still stand my assertion that Air America Deadbeat is kaput by April 2006.

Why is it so friggin’ difficult to by an ashtray?

Perhaps we could put the pot holders near, well, the pots?

They say men think about sex every 8 seconds. Someone lied and upped the true time.