Top Ten Rejected New Attractions At Universal Orlando
10. The "Green Eggs And Hannibal" Snack Bar
9. New Rollercoaster: Spinning Tiger — Hurling Dragon
8. Poon Lagoon
7. Strom Thurmonator 3-D
6. The Jurrassic Pork Cafeteria
5. How The Grinch Stole Stuff Out Of Your Hotel Room While You Were In The Park
4. A Day In The Park With Barney Frank.
3. Men In Black Thongs
2. The Cat In The Hat Meets The Chick In The Tube Top
And the Number One Rejected New Universal Ride…
Titty Twister
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Yeah, yeah, I had some real good historical info on hurricanes, comparing Katrina to them, and, forgot to hit the "post" button. Oops.
