
Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. Ya know, I get a big hoot out of them thar Demoncrats (demorats, dummocrats, etc) always calling us Southerners (ALWAYS spelled with a Capital S, ya hear?) rednecks and such. That’s a heck of a good way to win the South (<see!) come 2008. Heck, Al Gore couldn’t even carry his home state of Tennessee in 2000. How sad (and funny) is that?
Now, we Southerners are spreadin’ out to the world:
They pick guitars and banjos, wear Stetson hats and sing plaintively about hard men with soft hearts. But these music-lovin’ cowpokes are a long, long way from Texas.
They are, in fact, in Prague, the unlikely capital of country music in Europe since the time of Buffalo Bill.
Yup. Unfortunately, the article states that Country music is kinda dying out, because it is about Conservative values. You know, things like family, children, kindness, Country, God. Everything that the vocal Liberal movement is against.
That’s OK, cause the South shall rule again. Not through military power, but through basic, fundamental values. Again, something that the vocal Liberal movement is against.

