Delicate Snowflake Demands Lifetime Of Kit Kats

February 2, 2016 – 2:44 pm

Special Snowflake Syndrome Strikes again

(Yahoo News) A woman is demanding a lifetime supply of KitKats after she bought a packet of the chocolatey treats without any wafer.

Saima Ahmad, 20, a law student from Enfield, north London, purchased a multipack of eight KitKat bars from a supermarket for £2 last month.

But when she opened the bars to find them waterless, she wrote a letter to manufacturer Nestle demanding a lifetime supply of Kitts, even quoting a case from the 1930s.

Here’s the part that got me

“The loss I have suffered is of monetary and emotional significance.”

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4 Responses to “Delicate Snowflake Demands Lifetime Of Kit Kats”

  1. david7134 says:
    February 2, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Didn’t this happen on Seinfeld?

  2. Jl says:
    February 2, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    It seems she’s somehow related to liberals here on how she acts.

  3. captainfish says:
    February 2, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    What the heck are “waterless” kitkat bars??

    And, if they mean “WAFER-less”, then wouldn’t that mean they were all chocolate? Wouldn’t that be better?
    And, if there was no wafers, and the bars were squished, then I blame the buyer for not realizing that the typical sized snack pack was malformed.

    But then, this is the state of our nations. And this person is a “law” student.

  4. William Teach says:
    February 3, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    What the heck are “waterless” kitkat bars??

    Yahoo News, dude. 🙂

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