Bummer: Pumpkin Pie May Be Missing From Christmas Due To Hotcoldwetdry

Because ‘climate change’ causes everything. In one breath we’re told that it will increase drought. In the next, increase flooding. We used to call this “weather”. Now it’s a political movement. One has to wonder why Warmists, part of the far left movement, care about Christmas in the first place. So many of them are God/religion haters, especially the Christian religion. They yammer on about a “separation between Church and State.” Why are they celebrating Christmas? Why aren’t they at work?

Pumpkin pie may be missing by Christmas, thanks to climate change

Crop yields are down by half in the midwestern fields that produce the bulk of pumpkins for pies, threatening to deprive many Americans of the custardy dessert this Christmas – although Thanksgiving will probably be all right.

The town that produces 85% of the world’s canned pumpkins, Morton, Illinois, has experienced increasing rainfall in the past few decades, especially during the spring planting season, something state meteorologists attribute to climate change.

“We’ve just had these more widespread wet conditions from these big rain events,” said James Angel, who has been state climatologist of Illinois for the past 18 years, and has worked with the state water survey for 31 years.

Strange. We’ve had a pause in the tiny increase in global temperatures for the last 18 years. Hence, Christmas may be ruined.

Like most lone weather events, however, tying this year’s pumpkin shortage directly to climate change is difficult. But if heavy spring precipitation in the area continues as expected, it certainly could embattle farmers in the “pumpkin capital of the world”.

It may be difficult, but they’ll do it anyway, and, they do not mean climate change caused mostly/solely by nature. They mean mostly/solely caused by Mankind. And, of course, it’s never too early for alarmism. They usually wait till December for Christmastime freakouts.

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5 Responses to “Bummer: Pumpkin Pie May Be Missing From Christmas Due To Hotcoldwetdry”

  1. drowningpuppies says:

    Because ‘climate change’ causes everything.

    Is that why Hillary has become so umm… “bitchy”?

  2. Jobn says:

    I don’t think anyone ever called 17″ of rain in SC “weather”

  3. John just showed he doesn’t understand difference between weather and climate.

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  5. Jeffery says:

    Why do liberals celebrate the secular holiday of Christmas? Because it’s a holiday. Santa Claus, Xmas trees, yule logs, reindeer, exchanging presents, eggnog, caroling, wreaths, family dinners, sleigh bells, stockings hung on the mantel, turkey dinner, the Grinch, figgy pudding, fruit cakes, Xmas cards, mistletoe, candy canes, Rudolph, a partridge in a pear tree, Miracle on 34th Street, Macy’s parade etc.

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