Bummer: Kids Won’t Know What Surfing Is

Another stupid pronouncement of doom and gloom sometime in the future from Warmists (via The New Nostradamus of the North)

(Pacific Standard) “Every time a new climate study comes out its worse than the last,” Hechter says. “Climate change means more big storms. More storms, more surf, right? I guess that’s the most you can say for such a calamity: Maybe we’ll get some epic waves.”

Among surfers, Hechter’s assumption is common. According to Curt Storlazzi, a surfer and a geologist with the U.S. Geological Survey who studies coastlines, it is true that climate change will likely cause ever-larger storms, and more epic swells. But that doesn’t take into account the varied effects of climate change. The periods between those swells will lengthen: surfers may get to enjoy a week of all-time surf, but that might be followed by a month or more of excruciating flatness. “Climate change makes extremes more extreme,” Storlazzi said. Over time, he added, because the waves between storms will get smaller even as the bigger waves get bigger, the average height of waves is likely to stay the same, and may even go down a bit.

“Sea level rise is going to change where waves break,” said Storlazzi. Waves that break at sand-bottomed surf spots like Huntington Beach in Southern California, or the Outer Banks in North Carolina, are likely to retain their same basic form as they move toward the land. But waves at surf spots that lack a dynamic bottom—where they break over cobblestone, like at Rincon, or coral reef, like G-Land, in Java—could change significantly. These breaks are often better at low tide, and as sea levels rise, Storlazzi said, it is reasonable to assume that they will be good less often.

“The frequency where you have the exact right combination of tide, wind, and swell to make a classic surf day are going to be fewer and further between,” said David Revell, a senior associate with the environmental hydrology firm Phillip Williams and Associates. Revell said climate change will eventually have a profound affect on surfing, citing Rincon and Pleasure Point in Santa Cruz, as two good examples of breaks that could eventually be significantly affected by sea level rise. On a long enough time frame, Revell said, some low tide spots, like Supertubes in Los Angeles County, could disappear completely.

Warmists really cannot help themselves. They can’t actually prove any of their pronouncements, but, you’re supposed to run out and give up your big carbon lifestyle spread awareness and donate your money, time, and freedom.

It boggles the mind that these people think that nature is always supposed to stay unchangeable for all time. It never does, and never will. Seas rise, seas fall. Shorelines change from storms and ocean currents. Sandbars build up and become islands, then may be destroyed by nature (and sometimes measure by mankind).

Save $10 on purchases of $49.99 & up on our Fruit Bouquets at 1800flowers.com. Promo Code: FRUIT49
If you liked my post, feel free to subscribe to my rss feeds.

Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed

One Response to “Bummer: Kids Won’t Know What Surfing Is”

  1. Gumball_Brains says:

    Holy FUG!!!?!!??!

    Really?

    But that doesn’t take into account the varied effects of climate change. The periods between those swells will lengthen: surfers may get to enjoy a week of all-time surf, but that might be followed by a month or more of excruciating flatness.

    Please tell me that they have not gotten so low as to claim a linkage between ocean swells and climate?!?!? So, they are now not even claiming its weather now, but just local ocean swells that is climate?

    “We can prove the climate is changing catastrophically due to man because the ocean swells one day and not the next?”

    This is even worse than he who may not be named claiming it saves the planet to burn fossil fuels.

    Well, ok. Biden says that we can cut the debt by spending more money. So, its not wholly out of their rhetoric.

    I’m waiting for them to start claiming that when dandelion seeds start to blow, …. it’s from dangerous climate change.

Pirate's Cove