Valentines’s Day Is Almost Here, So, Make Your Own Eco-Friendly Lingerie!

January 29, 2011 – 9:30 am

Because there’s nothing better for Gaia than sewing your own sexy lingerie

Alabama Chanin offers a sexy and sustainable alternative to your standard nylon negligee and polyester panties for Valentine’s Day: a DIY organic cotton corset and bloomer set, entirely made in the USA.

Hmmmm

Wow, that’s ultra sexy……well, not really, but, your loved one will surely find the the band-aids all over your finger tips sexy. Of course, your hands will be in too much pain to engage in any hanky panky, but, really, all that activity would release too much CO2 from your sweaty exertions, and you’d need a shower, which is bad for the environment, you know.

The 100% organic cotton DIY kit ($124.95) comes stenciled and ready to sew with all materials needed to sew and complete the project. Instructions are available in Alabama Stitch Book and you can choose your color from a selection of fabric swatches.

Say what? $124.95 and it’s not even put together already? Sheesh, I can get a sexy pirate lingerie set, complete with eye patch and bandana, for $22.99, and have plenty left over for dinner and a romantic movie.

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4 Responses to “Valentines’s Day Is Almost Here, So, Make Your Own Eco-Friendly Lingerie!”

  1. Afternoon at the Sashimi Bar-29 Jan 11 | adeliemanchot says:
    January 29, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    […] Valentines’s Day Is Almost Here, So, Make Your Own Eco-Friendly Lingerie! Wow, that’s ultra sexy……well, not really, but, your loved one will surely find the the band-aids all over your finger tips sexy. Of course, your hands will be in too much pain to engage in any hanky panky, but, really, all that activity would release too much CO2 from your sweaty exertions, and you’d need a shower, which is bad for the environment, you know. […]

  2. captainfish says:
    January 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    So, that’s you idea of a grand date night out with a winch?

    interesting…….

  3. William Teach says:
    January 29, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    Sometimes it also involves water pistols 😀

  4. Doomed says:
    January 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm

    The word lingerie reminded me of the recent rulings on the world stage.

    France’s highest court, the Constitutional Council, has rejected the idea that gay marriage is a constitutional or human right.

    This follows on the heels of the a similar decision by the European Court of Human Rights that gay marriage is not a human right. All in all, good news for those of us who depend on winning Justice Anthony Kennedy’s vote.

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