Kentucky Census Worker Officially Comitted Suicide, The Left Completely Pwnd

OK, all you lefties who blamed the death of the Kentucky census worker on TEA Parties, right wing extremists, etc, time for you to suck it up and say you were wrong, and we will be generous enough to accept your apologies

A Kentucky census worker found hanging from a tree with the word “fed” written on his chest killed himself and staged his death to look like a murder, authorities said Tuesday.

Kentucky State Police Capt. Lisa Rudzinski said the investigation revealed that the letters “fed” scrawled on his chest in black pen had been written from the bottom up and Sparkman’s DNA was the only forensic evidence found at the scene.

He was touching the ground, and to survive “all Mr. Sparkman had to do at any time was stand up,” she said.

Authorities say Sparkman acted alone in manipulating the scene to conceal the suicide.

“Our investigation, based on evidence and witness testimony, has concluded that Mr. Sparkman died during an intentional, self-inflicted act that was staged to appear as a homicide,” Rudzinski said.

Maybe, just possibly, y’all might want to dial back your insanity in the future, lefties, and wait for the full information, prior to beclowning yourselves.

The Moderate Voice is gracious and offers an apology. Thank you.

The Raw Story just offers the story, and nothing else.

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2 Responses to “Kentucky Census Worker Officially Comitted Suicide, The Left Completely Pwnd”

  1. I’m always surprised when the MSM fails to play fair. At my age it’s still difficult to believe that we now have a press that resembles Soviet Pravda.

    Bill, stop by the blog and say hello to Daisy Cutter and the gang.

  2. Steven A. Ager, M.D. says:

    This whole story, from the getgo, felt like finding a trout in the milk: It was simply too bizarre for anyone of mature judgement to take seriously.

    I do feel forced to say, nevertheless, that I shake my head in sadness and with sorrow for my country that folks who consider themselves to be patriots of either stripe would gloat over the circumstances of a man’s stupid, useless death, whether by someone else’s hand or, even worse, his own. Quite possibly Mr. Sparkman held himself to be patriotic and, by some twisted logic, justified his tragic and selfish act as an expression of patriotism.

    Somewhere, perhaps far from the lonely, dark woods in which he ended his life, there must be those who did love him and are silently anguished by his fate. And it is for them that we should all now feel compassion.

    Steven A. Ager, M.D.
    Philadelphia

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