Aaar, can ye believe I almost forgot what the day be? After years and years of pirate themed websites, I could almost keelhaul meself for aye on forgettin! Swab the desk, ye scabrous seadogs, and party like only one of the brethren can!
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If the ocean were whiskey
Wi’ me bein’ a sailor,
I’d dive to the bottom
And drink me way up!
That is awesome, Irontomflint! Now, we need to make that into a long drinking song 🙂
WELL, SHIVER ME TIMBERS…