Alexander Graham Bell, BDay Boy, Endorses Hillary

Bell was born March 3, 1847, and he wants you to know that, as the father of the telephone (or the guy who patented it first, depending on your point of view), he thinks Hillary would be much better at answering the phone at 3am then the Obamessiah.

Of course, she probably has a lot more experience calling people at 3am, particularly the Secret Service, wondering where in the F*CK that philandering son of a b*tch sh*theel husband of hers is.

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