With Stacey from Not a Desperate Housewife on Blogcation, someone has to fill the void 🙂
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy.
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.
Give it up for Pete Collier, who created that video. I was just going to use the audio track, splice in some Python pictures, but, killer job, Pete!
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Well done indeed! Thanks for including the video. It’s a classic!
Monty Python rocks!
Well, mostly. Unfortunately, my kids memorized the words to “Every Sperm is Sacred”. They serenaded my mother, I forget the occasion, but…sigh.
That must have gotten you some interesting looks, eh?
“But Mom, it’s Monty Python.” “Huh?”