Why Men Hate Shopping: Reason 1328

I’ve discussed some reasons why men hate shopping before, now comes another reason. The Seasons Rule. Huh? The Seasons Rule accounts for summer clothes being in stores in the Spring, Fall in the Summer, Winter in the Fall, and Spring in the Winter.

Men do not like that. They do not think ahead to by clothes. The thought of purchasing a swim suit in the Spring doesn’t cross their minds. And just try to by a bathing suit in the Summer. You better have a surf shop in the vicinity, bub. Marketing short sleave shirts in january doesn’t garner much interest from men (cept maybe Metrosexuals).

I wanted to buy a windbreaker, a light jacket, for Fall weather. You know how many stores I had to run around to to find one? About 7. That is absurd. Everyone had winter jackets. Hello, it is the end of October. Maybe that would be fine in Maine, but not North Carolina.

Sure, stores carry some in season clothes, but not much.

A hint for stores: for the men’s wear, carry it in season. Swim suits in summer, short sleave shirts in spring, etc. Asshats.

Ever man out there, write your local department stores, tell them you DEMAND to be able to buy clothes for a large stock in season.

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3 Responses to “Why Men Hate Shopping: Reason 1328”

  1. JulieB says:

    You’re right. You’d think they’d figure it out. At least carry *some* of those things over into the winter.
    My brother is unbothered by this. Now, don’t misunderstand me, he’s a pretty careful dresser, nice suits, etc. However, when it comes to off hours clothes he goes to…the Salvation Army! His wife is not excited by this, but he says he can always find something that works.

  2. phin's blog says:

    Fashion sense

    William Teach of The Pirates Cove discussed one of the many reasons why men hate shopping. The same Metrosexual Sonsahbeeches’s in charge of the inventories that require advanced seasonal purchase swear that Pink is the new Brown. Does anything scream,…

  3. phin's blog says:

    Fashion sense

    William Teach of The Pirates Cove discussed one of the many reasons why men hate shopping. The same Metrosexual Sonsahbeeches’s in charge of the inventories that require advanced seasonal purchase swear that Pink is the new Brown. Does anything scream,…

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