OK, I have spent hours searching for a good map of the interior of the US Capital Building. The best, and only, ones I could find were really worthless, since they were so tiny. It is really starting to not only tick me off, but amaze me, that I cannot find one. So, I am asking, no, begging, if anyone has a good copy of the layout (floorplan) of the Congressional Building, I will forever be in your debt.
Ooops: Looks like I hit that button on my laptop, whatever it is, and erased teh second paragraph, which stated that it was for an evil photoshop involving John Kerry.
If you find one the Secret Service will come find you and ask why you want it….
Why do you want it?
Geez, Teach, I told you, just leave the blue gym bag next to the fourth pillar from the door! You don’t actually need to know where you are going. Silly man….
JulieB, didn’t you already tell him where all the closest exits were? Is he planning a double-cross or something? I think we need to watch him very closely…
Well, since all the DHS personnel are wasting their time over at my place, this will probably fly under their radar.
I’ll be watching Fox, awaiting the breaking news of your “tryst”.
No map, cap’n, but I can tell you the general layout:
It is shaped like an oval, in honor of the never ending circle, because things that go on there never seem to end.
You campaign your way up the front steps, 14 in all, in honor of the quails that scuttled the most interesting political fight in years.
Once inside the broad doors, constructed to commend our leaders broad, open minds on all things except Christianity, you immediately flip-flop left or right, depending on your political persuasion.
After that, you triangulate from the statue of MLK and the display of sperm-stained presidential nicknacks, to find yourself next to the banister that overlooks Liars Hall. This is where you will find the reporters.
Ignoring the media, you may nominate to enter the office of one of our esteemed representatives, who most likely will be entertaining some high-powered lobbyist with a suitcase full of airline tickets.
Hope this helps!