-KERRY IGNORES HIS CONSTITUENCY-EDWARDS TO REPRESENT FAMILY OF DEAD GOOSE IN SUIT AGAINST SHOTGUN MAKER.
-EDWARDS ALSO PROMISES THAT: “WHEN JOHN KERRY IS ELECTED, THIS GOOSE WILL RISE FROM THE DEAD AND FLY AGAIN”
– KERRY ASKS “HOW DO YOU ASK A GOOSE TO BE THE LAST ONE TO DIE FOR A MISTAKE?”!!!
Check out Crush Kerry for the rest.
BTW: Is this what is called a Wild Goose Chase? Also, why didn’t the big weenie carry the goose he shot, and killed, of course, himself? Does he actually have a servant for that, as well? Did an illegal immigrant clean the blood off of his hands, then give him a manicure?
