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		<title>I&#8217;m Thinking Democrats Are Not Going To Like &#8220;V&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2009/11/04/im-thinking-democrats-are-not-going-to-like-v/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Teach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, ABC does a remake of the 1980&#8217;s mini-series &#8220;V,&#8221; turning it into a weekly show. Cool. Space monsters. Classic formula.
Imagine this. At a time of political turmoil, a charismatic, telegenic new leader arrives virtually out of nowhere. He offers a message of hope and reconciliation based on compromise and promises to marshal technology for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Boobed TV Babes</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2008/05/16/top-ten-boobed-tv-babes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 05:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Teach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cracked takes a shot at determining the top 6 most gratuitously cleavaged women on TV. Interesting, in more ways then one, but, I could have done without #1. How could they forget about Number 6 on Battlestar Galactica, who spends most of the series cavorting in a low cut red dress, and Elizabeth Mitchell from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Battlestar Galactica: Number 6 Goes Nude. For Real</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2007/01/22/battlestar-galactica-number-6-goes-nude-for-real/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Teach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, BG fans, your favorite Cylon, Number 6, also known by her real name, Tricia Helfer, is appearing in the latest issue of Playboy, the one that includes the nude photo&#39;s of Air Force Sargeant Michelle Manhart. Take a gander (not nude, but maybe not safe for a coworker to see)

&#160;
Oo la la!
I do not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clintonistas: Freedom Of Speech Only Applies When We Say</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2006/09/07/clintonistas-freedom-of-speech-only-applies-when-we-say/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 22:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Teach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to love liberals. They cannot stand it when someone criticizes them. They love to dish it out, but are pure woosies when the shoe is on the other foot. And the will whine to the point that they want to stifle Free Speech:
A &#34;terribly wrong&#34; miniseries about events leading to the Sept. 11 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2006/03/20/bite-my-shiny-metal-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 00:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Teach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like more Futurama episodes (hat tip Pirates! Man Your Women)
And the other good news is that they&#8217;re doing 26 new episodes of
&#8221;Futurama&#8221; for TV and we&#8217;re hammering out the deal now.The original
plan was to have the DVD&#8217;s first but that&#8217;s no longer the case.I&#8217;m totaly
jammed dude.
Greetings from the year 3000! It still sucks!
Billy
Cheese it!
Bender&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTW: Fix Your Damm HDTV!</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2006/01/04/wtw-fix-your-damm-hdtv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jebediah Murphy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, y&#8217;all, Jebediah here with a little helper. Now, for those of you who gots themselves a brand spankin new HDTV set and a high definition setup, is it working right? You sure? Positive?
OK, let me share a few secrets with y&#8217;all that will make ya happy with your HDTV experience. I do believe that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tripping the Rift Kicks Azz</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2005/08/10/tripping-the-rift-kicks-azz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Teach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How could I have missed this show? Though it is meant for &#8220;mature audiences.&#8221; Not sure if I qualify.
 
Sphere: Related Content]]></description>
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		<title>Best of The Tick</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2005/06/12/best-of-the-tick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 17:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Teach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ In honor of The Tick being on Toon Disney at 11pm, starting Monday, June 13, I bring you some of The Ticks best quotes

&#8220;And so, may evil beware and may good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables.&#8221;
&#8220;Life is a big wild crazy tossed salad, but you don&#8217;t eat it, no sir! You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am officially PISSED OFF!</title>
		<link>http://www.thepiratescove.us/2004/12/17/i-am-officially-pissed-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2004 02:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Teach</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously pissed off. So, we have been watching an all time classic, Rudolph the Red Nose Reigndeer, and the end it up not with the final Burl Ives song, but with some girl rap group, maybe it was Beyonce or some one. I am pissed. Let the show play in full. Don&#8217;t f*ck it up!
Sphere: [...]]]></description>
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