Category Archives: Humor

Dick Durbin Troubled By Lovely Women In Jammies

Sheesh, Dickie, lighten up Senate Assistant Majority Leader Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) on Thursday night blasted for-profit colleges that he said don’t always provide quality education and can leave prospective students in debt. In particular, he criticized an advertisement saying you can get an education while staying at home in bed in your pajamas. “The ad [...]

A Horrible Joke That No One Should Read

Someone at work passed this on to me: A black guy and white guy are in the doctor’s office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under the [...]

Old And Busted In D.C.: Roving Gangs. New Hotness: Raccoons. Wait, What?

Is it just me, or does this just make sense for the District Of Columbia? WASHINGTON – It’s not unruly teens or broken escalators at one D.C. Metro stop that’s keeping people away. According to one rider, it’s raccoons! Lisa Campbell says there’s a family of raccoons chasing passengers as they enter and exit the [...]

For Valentine’s Day, Give Sustainable Sex Toys

Some afternoon humor. Put this more in the category of “silly environmentalists”, rather than “barking moonbats”: They’re just trying to be Earth friendly, nothing wrong with that, but, they do really get a bit wacky: Ask Umbra’s 5 surprising things to make you a lover like no other 2. Protect your sweet thang’s thang: Go [...]

That Angry Egyptian Camel Dude Sure Gets Around!

I wonder where the Angry Camel Dude has been spotted? Show Me More Inline, Matey > < Show Me Less Inline

Oh, Great, Now Obama Is Literally Robbing Banks

Is there nothing the man won’t stoop to? Say, isn’t that the president with a gun in his hand? Actually, no, but it sure looks like it. Austrian authorities are searching for a bank robber who uses an unusual disguise: He wears a Barack Obama mask during his holdups. Oh, sorry, not actually Obama. Just [...]

Uh Oh: Sal Has Jury Duty

This is an exercise in How Government Works. And funny Sal goes to court Boston resident Sal Esposito has been called to jury duty, but there’s one thing standing in the way of his ability to serve: He’s a cat. Massachusetts couple Anna and Guy Esposito received a jury duty summons for their feline friend [...]

Good News! There’s Finally A Guide On How To Date A Vegan

I’m so excited. This is something we have all been dying for! Welcome to TreeShagger, our new column on green dating. If you’ve got dating issues you want us to address in future columns, drop us a line. Um, TreeShagger? Seriously? You’re having sex with trees? No one knows what tempeh is. Seriously. Except for [...]

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New Research Shows That Conservatives Are Independent, Liberals Sheeple

A bit of fluff for a Friday morning It goes without saying that conservatives and liberals don’t see the world in the same way. Now, research from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln suggests that is exactly, and quite literally, the case. In a new study, UNL researchers measured both liberals’ and conservatives’ reaction to “gaze cues” [...]

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