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Category Archives: Film
An American Carol – The Review
October 10, 2008 – 6:02 pm
I’m going to have to disagree with the Yahoo Movies users rating, and, simply give it an “Eh.” While it certainly started out well, making fun of Jihadist names, with some good old David Zucker slapstick, it went downhill from there to complete predictability and telling me stuff I already know, without being very entertaining. [...]
The Dark Night: The Review
July 30, 2008 – 10:10 pm
I know there have been some folks out there who have said The Dark Night was not that good, but, like the critics at Yahoo Movies, I have to give it an A-. Excellent movie, well worth the price of admission. Heath Ledger was truly outstanding as The Joker. Initially, the character seemed a little tepid, [...]
Hellboy II: The Review
July 23, 2008 – 7:13 pm
I was really looking forward to seeing Hellboy II, thought the first one was great. Couldn’t play golf this afternoon because of the coming storms, so, went to the theatre. Started out great. Then, unfortunately, got rather sappy. Wait for it on DVD.
Muppets Get All Big Oil Jiggy
March 31, 2008 – 9:46 pm
Sigh Apparently their Muppet film is going to be incredibly old fashioned, with the familiar Muppet characters putting on a show to save an old theater (the theater from The Muppet Show?). The danger? An evil character wants to tear the place down to get at the oil underneath. It’s sort of current! Gee, I [...]
Even The Washington Post Notices That Anti-Iraq/WoT Films Suck
March 25, 2008 – 7:59 am
It’s been said so many times, but, during WWII, filmmakers were actually rooting for America to win. Now, they release films and put snarky commentary into TV shows to root for America’s defeat, and highlight how mean and bad and at fault we are (Washington Post) After five years of conflict in Iraq, Hollywood seems [...]
Cloverfield-The Review
January 18, 2008 – 5:38 pm
OK, I went to see Cloverfield this afternoon, so, let me tell you how it was (don’t worry, no spoilers) Go see the movie. Right now. What? You’re still here? Get up out of your chair, and go see the movie. Right f’ing now! I’m serious, what are you waiting for? Tell the boss you [...]
Bad Movies – Dragon Wars + Best and Worst Vampire Movies
January 12, 2008 – 4:01 pm
I made the unfortunate mistake of renting Dragon Wars. Wow! Bad! Really bad! How can someone screw up a movie about dragons? You would think it would be easy to make a good one. Nope. Terrible, simply terrible. Save your $4.50 plus tax to rent it. This got me thinking, for some reason, about the [...]
I Am Legend And AVP: Requiem
January 3, 2008 – 5:39 pm
I did something I usually do not do this week, chiefly being going to the movies. Usually, I will only go when it is something huge, such as the Pirate’s of the Caribbean series, Lord of the Rings series, or Star Wars series. Its gotta be huge to get me to go. I have a [...]
Shilpa Shetty Arrested Over Gere Kiss
September 28, 2007 – 11:10 am
Can’t blame this one on the Muslims, folks Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty has been arrested in India over her infamous clinch with Richard Gere, after airport officials said she was still wanted in connection with obscenity charges. The Celebrity Big Brother winner was released only after prolonged questioning after being stopped at Mumbai Airport, according [...]
