Climate Astrology: “The Planet Is Speaking To Us”

I wonder when the burnings of heretics start? (via Tom Nelson)

Keeler: The planet’s speaking — and it’s angry

People: This is your planet speaking: Listen up!

That’s what I feel like screaming as I navigate my way through the aftereffects of Sandy and the nor’easter. The impact on my family — a couple of downed trees, five days without power, a second power loss, and a wary eye on the gasoline gauge — has been negligible compared with what others are suffering: homes destroyed, businesses without products to sell or customers able to buy them, elderly people huddled in the dark and cold, raw sewage backing up into the road and down into basements in Baldwin and cascading into Reynolds Channel from Nassau County’s Bay Park treatment plant.

Our planet is a delicately balanced system, a single living organism, and it’s speaking to us now, saying: Enough, already!

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2 Responses to “Climate Astrology: “The Planet Is Speaking To Us””

  1. Gumball_Brains says:

    And they said Conservatives would be the ones to freak out after the election.

    SURPRISE!!!!

    The freakout is being done more freakily by the freakout freakouts.

  2. I’m assuming you mean freaking out after the 2000 election, because liberals have been bat shit crazy ever since.

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