Pirate's Cove

Proving there is not one event, one holiday, that the alarmists can’t/won’t ruin. Ecoutter does their best

Roses are red, violets are blue. Let’s skip the mushy stuff and get down to what’s really on your mind, you perv. We’ve rustled up 14 sustainable yet oh-so-salacious underpinnings for under-the-cover lovers who want to create a little climate change of their own, without running roughshod on the environment. Because someone who puts Ma Earth first? That’s hot.

Quite frankly, I’m not impressed. Here’s the best of the bunch

She has a look on her face that says “seriously? You bought me this for Valentine’s Day? Really? Good grief. You’re not getting any tonight.” Which might actually be the point, since people are bad for globull warming.

Now, this is more like it