Proof once again that Palin scares the mule fritters out of the Left, starring Wonkette, consistently known for being the Star Magazine of the blogosphere
We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative “Laura,†and it goes like this: “Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs http://bit.ly/bmQtPJ #Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage! http://j.mp/dokqd2 only her #plasticsurgeon knows4sure.†We are not fluent in the Twitter-Facebook dialects, but somehow we can follow the gist.(snip)
And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Lauraâ€), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday. Oh, you didn’t know the Palins frequent the horse races these days, with their own racehorse, named “First Dude,†and that it competed “at the 142nd Belmont Stakes, the final leg of racing’s Triple Crownâ€?
I’m sure that, somehow, this disqualifies her for public office and/or to be a Conservative mainstay. Either way, true or not (personally, I’d say the apparent boobage increase has more to do with the shirt and the stance of ye olde hockey mom), she is still hot, and blows liberal chicks away.
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Wait a minute, Screech. I thought looks were unimportant? Or are they only unimportant when someone pokes fun at yours?
First Dude is just as much of a loser as its namesake. Got off to a fast start, gained momentum, and then choked up a lead down the stretch. The same thing will happen to Sarah Smiles should you idiots actually deliver her the republican nomination for president. If you had any sense, you’d back a more credible candidate. (Like Ron Paul or Huckelberry).
I think I have finally figured it out. In D.C. what goes around comes around.
For years the right spent night and day trash talking and bashing Hillary Clinton because they were horrified that she might actually become President.
Now the right has their Hillary Clinton.
All is fair. I actually understand the lefts angst at Sarah. She is the polar opposite of Hillary but stands for the same thing on the right that Hillary stood for on the left.
Female leadership of the party.
That is one hell of a good point, Lee.
What is scarier is that Hillary would have made a much better president than Obama.
Yeah, except that Hillary Clinton is intelligent.
“Yeah, except that Hillary Clinton is intelligent.”
Right. A reset button to the Russians with the wrong word on it. Instead of reset, it said: overload.
Or perhaps you meant more recently when she congratulated the Queen on her birthday, a week early.
you betcha she got one !! Now Teach IF she did should she be honest about it ?
Who cares? Seriously, if she did, that’s her decision, if she didn’t which is quite possible, why are we discussing it at all? Oh- that’s right- because the left ran out of anything else, or anything substantial to poke fun at Palin…so they reort to personal attacks AGAIN.
OMG.. who cares. “she be honest about it?” Then might I suggest liberals “be honest” about their anti-American beliefs.
And, btw, no, she didn’t.
Having lived behind the iron curtain, one thing that never seems to change is the hatefulness of the left’s ideological apporach to rhetoric. Their enduring truth: hating happy, normal people makes them feel smart.