Halloween Candy Can Spread The Swine Flu. Everbody PANIC!

October 29, 2009 – 4:46 pm

Trick-or-treaters should probably keep their hands out of the candy bowl this weekend because of the ongoing swine flu pandemic.

It’s just one way that experts suggest will keep children from getting swine flu on Halloween. Health officials hope parents will distribute candy instead of allowing children to grab their treats out of candy bowls.

Double sigh.

Meanwhile, just in time for Halloween, a man and women get into a fight. With brooms.

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Comment by John Ryan

2009-10-30 00:05:31

It is worse than that Teach The social conservatives over at the Christian Broadcasting Network have informed us that “”During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.”
Yup they have found out one of the deepest kept secrets of the left

Comment by John Ryan

2009-10-30 00:12:15

here is a link to the CBN story http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/29/christian-broadcasting-ne_n_338738.html

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