The Return Of The Gay Penguins

Just when you thought this issue was put to rest, alas, no

GAY PENGUINS at a zoo in China have been stealing eggs in a bid to become surrogate dads.

Keepers have been forced to segregate the couple after catching them trying to trick straight birds into parting with their offspring.

The cunning pair would place round stones at their feet before running off with an egg, as reported by the austriantimes.at.

Even better, people have actually been stating that they think segregating the penguins is….drum roll, please……discrimination. What’s that word I’m looking for? Anthro-something.

And, for those who didn’t know the Gay Penguin ran for president in 2004. Sadly, the humorous site is now toast. Gay Penguin was still more qualified to be president then Obama, though.

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