Unnamed Experts Say Low Arctic Ice Means Man Sucks

Perhaps if the Grey Lady wasn’t so busy laying off the people who actually go out and find the news, due to the fact the people who hired the people who went out and wrote the news hiring people who are massively liberal and biased, causing a reduction in readership, meaning those people had to go, we wouldn’t get hysterical articles with no actual sources

Leading ice specialists in Europe and the United States for the first time have agreed that a ring of navigable waters has opened all around the fringes of the cap of sea ice drifting on the warming Arctic Ocean.

Good for them. Who are they?

By many expert accounts, this is the first time the Northwest Passage over North America and the Northern Sea Route over Europe and Asia have been open simultaneously in at least half a century, if not longer.

Incredible. Who are they?

While currents and winds play a role, experts say, the expanding open water in the far north provides the latest evidence that the Arctic Ocean, long a frozen region hostile to all but nuclear submariners and seal hunters, is transforming during the summers into more of an open ocean.

There is actually more ice then 2007. Who are the experts?

Global warming from the continuing buildup of human-generated greenhouse gases is almost certainly contributing to the ice retreats, many Arctic specialists now agree, although they hold a variety of views on how much of the recent big ice retreats is due to human activity.

And there it is. Unnamed experts blame Mankind to some degree. Me, I blame Man, too. I blame the idiots who keep going up to the Arctic to measure the ice, introducing all sorts of pollution and heat through their ships, planes, vehicles, and even their lights as they broadcastto tell us about global warmings dangers. And let’s not forget about the heat contributed to glaciers by nude protesters.

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