Comments on: Top 10 Driving Idiots

By: darthcrUSAderworldtour2007

darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:10:57 +0000

PS: “To dial one’s cell phone, text or pick one’s nose while smoking? Only in the NE blue states of socialism….”
Go Nj Devils Exit 16 Sopranoville CCCP!
“HEY… there goes Gov. Earing ‘Scruffy’ Corzine by me at 110 mph on Rt. 295 mateys!!! NO seatbelts either?”

By: William Teach

William Teach — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:19:50 +0000

With so many of these bad drivers, Darwin often takes care of them. Unfortunately, they get the rest of us involved.

By: Weapon of Mass Disturbance

Weapon of Mass Disturbance — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:38:46 +0000

I like tailgaters who make angry faces in my rearview mirror.

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:29:03 +0000

#2 con’t …looking through the steering wheel, NOT OVER IT!

(SORRY, Teach)

By: Maggie Mama

Maggie Mama — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:26:03 +0000

1. Anyone in a Volvo..the car may be intelligent, the drivers are always dumber than dirt.

2. The driverless car .. from behind you would bet that no one is behind the wheel. As you pull up next to the vehicle, you note the driver is looking through the steering wheel,

3. Anyone employing the 10 & 2 o’clock handgrip on the steering wheel. If you’re not driving with one of your parents but still have a death grip on the wheel, YOU DON’T BELONG ON THE ROAD. Call a cab.

By: Basil

Basil — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:54:34 +0000

Hey, you’ve been looking at drivers around here! Why didn’t you say ‘hey’ while you were in the area?

I have a particular irritation of drivers who, when turning left onto a 4-lane with a center turn lane, pull into that turn lane as if it’s an on-ramp. Meanwhile, drivers who are trying to make a left turn in that center lane (for which it is intended) now face accelerating oncoming traffic.

Would almost be funny, except for the fact that once a week, there’s a wreck.

By: darthcrUSAderworldtour2007

darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:44:36 +0000

PS: Beware of OLD PEOPLE WITH HATS that have their cruise control on 35 mph on an interstate highway, and wannabe NASCAR drivers that have NASCAR decals all over their 1979 YUGOS, eh? The ones with the personalized plates too?

By: darthcrUSAderworldtour2007

darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:41:32 +0000

Wonderful TOP 10 Teach and this is what goes on here in this pathetic Blue State of Socialism! You nailed it matey!! This is what also goes on in the tri-state area of Sopranoville as well… What exit?

By: William Teach

William Teach — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:48:03 +0000

Yup, that is a good one, Chad.

I love the people who are already slowing down and about to turn who then put on their signals, Mike. I always wonder if they are drunk or just azzholes.

Others would be people who speed up when you are passing them, and people who get in the turn lane 100 yards before the turn.

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:02:30 +0000

1. “Idiots driving slow in the fast lane.” There, that’s better.

Related to #5, idiots who signal after they stop to make a left turn. Also, people who signal after they’ve changed lanes.