In no particular order
- Idiots who run red lights. This is more fun when there is a red light camera present
- Idiots driving slow in the fast lane
- Idiots who go zero to 45 in 1/2 a mile after a stop light/sign
- Idiots who think their mini-van is a Corvette. Racing stripes will not help. This goes double when they have kids in the car
- Idiots who do not use signals
- Idiots who get almost right up to the stop light and decide to scootch over in to the other lane, so as to get a 1/4 car length ahead. This also covers the idiots who jump in front of you as your are already breaking at the light, causing you to slam on the breaks
- Idiots who park in handicapped spots, and are clearly not handicapped, regardless of that tag hanging from the mirror
- People who have to make sure that you can hear their music while driving around, and that the bass rattles stuff in your car
- People who forget to turn their highbeams off
- People who brake WAY before the stop, which totally screws everyone elses timing off
What annoys you?
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People who drive with their driving/fog lights on any time it’s not required. Having 4 lights blazing ahead is the equivalent of driving with your high beams on. Most states limit you to 55 watts of light with oncoming traffic, which is met by 1 set of low beams.
1. “Idiots driving slow in the fast lane.” There, that’s better.
Related to #5, idiots who signal after they stop to make a left turn. Also, people who signal after they’ve changed lanes.
Yup, that is a good one, Chad.
I love the people who are already slowing down and about to turn who then put on their signals, Mike. I always wonder if they are drunk or just azzholes.
Others would be people who speed up when you are passing them, and people who get in the turn lane 100 yards before the turn.
Wonderful TOP 10 Teach and this is what goes on here in this pathetic Blue State of Socialism! You nailed it matey!! This is what also goes on in the tri-state area of Sopranoville as well… What exit?
PS: Beware of OLD PEOPLE WITH HATS that have their cruise control on 35 mph on an interstate highway, and wannabe NASCAR drivers that have NASCAR decals all over their 1979 YUGOS, eh? The ones with the personalized plates too?
Hey, you’ve been looking at drivers around here! Why didn’t you say ‘hey’ while you were in the area?
I have a particular irritation of drivers who, when turning left onto a 4-lane with a center turn lane, pull into that turn lane as if it’s an on-ramp. Meanwhile, drivers who are trying to make a left turn in that center lane (for which it is intended) now face accelerating oncoming traffic.
Would almost be funny, except for the fact that once a week, there’s a wreck.
1. Anyone in a Volvo..the car may be intelligent, the drivers are always dumber than dirt.
2. The driverless car .. from behind you would bet that no one is behind the wheel. As you pull up next to the vehicle, you note the driver is looking through the steering wheel,
3. Anyone employing the 10 & 2 o’clock handgrip on the steering wheel. If you’re not driving with one of your parents but still have a death grip on the wheel, YOU DON’T BELONG ON THE ROAD. Call a cab.
#2 con’t …looking through the steering wheel, NOT OVER IT!
(SORRY, Teach)
I like tailgaters who make angry faces in my rearview mirror.
With so many of these bad drivers, Darwin often takes care of them. Unfortunately, they get the rest of us involved.
PS: “To dial one’s cell phone, text or pick one’s nose while smoking? Only in the NE blue states of socialism….”
Go Nj Devils Exit 16 Sopranoville CCCP!
“HEY… there goes Gov. Earing ‘Scruffy’ Corzine by me at 110 mph on Rt. 295 mateys!!! NO seatbelts either?”