Don’t You Want A Cockatoo?

August 12, 2007 – 6:07 pm

Heh heh heh

ALBION, Ind. – People are being careful about their language around an 8-year-old named Peaches who has a habit of learning and repeating the worst she hears.

Peaches is a Moluccan cockatoo, and staffers at Black Pine Animal Park say she used to be a pet in a household where she picked up a vocabulary that can be as colorful as her feathers.

Bring da kiddies! (no, I’m not serious)

Yes, I know, it is a parrot. But, doesn’t Darwinism say that all life comes from the same flatworm?

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Comment by Splunge

2007-08-12 18:39:03

That’s not a cockatoo. It’s an African Grey.

Comment by Silke

2007-08-12 23:50:18

That was funny! And to answer your question, no – Darwinism does not say that all life comes from the same flatworm.

Comment by William Teach

2007-08-13 09:13:09

A birds a bird

Did you notice the winking sign, Silke?

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