ROCK BLUFF, Fla. — A woman was injured over the weekend by a leaping sturgeon, the latest incident involving the flying fish on the Suwannee River, officials said.
Tara Spears, 32, of Bell, was knocked unconscious by the animal on Sunday while boating on the river north of Rock Bluff, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reported.
Another in a long string of actions that should give us pause anytime we exit our doors. The animal kingdom is watching. It could be as simple as a racoon knocking your garbage cans over, attempting to disrupt your sleep, or a sturgeon flying out of the water and physically attacking a human being.
The squirrels are out there running in front of our cars, attempting to make us get in an accident, either by running off the road, or slamming on the breaks and getting rear-ended.
Even President Bush is getting in the act, in an attempt to improve relations
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Watch your back. You never know what they will do next. Today, it is mice pooping in your shoes, tomorrow, rabbits are cutting your break lines.
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