Comments on: Snarky on Undies

By: Patty-Jo

Patty-Jo — Sun, 13 Feb 2005 09:50:53 +0000

I was in Wal Mart a while back with my fourteen year old. We were looking at shampoo, and there were two shapely young women shopping also. I tried to ignore my son’s drooling at the sight of the top of their butt-floss sticking up out of their low riders, then they squatted down in the middle of the aisle. My son groaned and walked away, but I just stood there and stared. They had to know their cracks were sticking out. They must have felt a breeze or something. I thought of pouring a little shampoo down there, but managed to control myself. I try so hard not to act like a b*tchy old hag, but sometimes I just get disgusted. I have to remind myself of the see through blouses I wore in the 70′s to get a little perspective.

By: William Teach

William Teach — Sat, 12 Feb 2005 15:37:43 +0000

They were ecstatic when I called

Seriously, the manager could have avoided it by being civil and pleasant over my concern. The kid grabbed his ass to pull his pants up around 3 or 4 times before getting my food. Nasty. Then the manager gave ME shit about complaining. Bad move.

By: Flannel Avenger

Flannel Avenger — Sat, 12 Feb 2005 06:25:39 +0000

Now, I’m no fan of these low ridin’ pants, but sicking the Cary beurocracy on anybody is just low…

By: William Teach

William Teach — Sat, 12 Feb 2005 00:00:23 +0000

I just found something else to add to the list. Lowriders and a belly whiter then Ahabs whale. Was like looking into the sun.

By: JulieB

JulieB — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 23:56:31 +0000

Teach, I have the same opinion of the women that you do of the men – I think underwear hanging from where ever just makes them look like they couldn’t dress themselves. Now, some of the guys, well, we could talk!

By: William Teach

William Teach — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 22:53:27 +0000

I wonder if I should be really evil and use my camera phone in the mall? Could get scary.

By: Scott

Scott — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 22:00:32 +0000

Awesome! I hadn’t heard this yet. This is good news for America. I’m with you on the food thing, although personally I haven’t eaten at a fast food joint in a long time. I love me some Chik-fil-A though. I’m such a bad leftie.

By: Ogre

Ogre — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 21:24:19 +0000

William looks pretty good in a thong — at least when he shaves…

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 21:22:07 +0000

More on Women in Thongs: Unless you’re Hillary, then it’s all good!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 21:20:53 +0000

If this law had actually gone through I was going to start wearing those gangsta’ clothes with HUGE boxers.

Do I think it looks cool? No. I think it looks just as stupid as those hippie bell bottoms everyone used to wear.

Should people be able to wear whatever the hell they want? Yes. Even though it might be cool to create a state law banning all Blue Devil clothes, I’m sure it would infringe on some people’s rights. Are you allowed to wear a bikini down the street? Yes. (Just please, for the love of God, don’t wear yours anymore Teach!)

As for places of employment, there is a dress code that must be followed. If you can’t follow the dress code they have every right to can your ghetto rapper wanabe ass.

As for the women in thongs: If I can see the top of the thong it’s okay. If I can see your ass cheeks between your jeans and the thong I’ll either be pointing and laughing (loud enough for you to hear) or leaving you a note to pull your pants up.